plaidtheflannel
plaidtheflannel
Awkwardness in Keds
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A 20 year old girl who lives in Cologne (Germany), loves science, food, her family and friends, most awkward person you ever known, in a relationship with a adorkable boy, bassist in a band, bakes awesome cupcakes, loves Tokyo Police Club
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plaidtheflannel · 6 years ago
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Some people install antivirus on their computers but not on their kids.
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plaidtheflannel · 6 years ago
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plaidtheflannel · 6 years ago
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me: *knows exactly what i have to say*
me: *stutters and fucks up a 5 word sentence*
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plaidtheflannel · 6 years ago
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You can only reblog this today.
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plaidtheflannel · 6 years ago
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an addition to the ice cream discourse,
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plaidtheflannel · 8 years ago
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Me: *pouring fabric softener*
Brain: drink
Me: ??? no???
Brain: smell nice. drink
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plaidtheflannel · 8 years ago
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plaidtheflannel · 8 years ago
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“All natural” is not the same as “good for you”. Arsenic is all natural.
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plaidtheflannel · 8 years ago
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Here’s a picture of my cat no one asked for.
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plaidtheflannel · 8 years ago
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If we accept that there is such a thing as toxic masculinity then logically we should also accept there is such a thing as toxic femininity
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plaidtheflannel · 8 years ago
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life is a lot like shaking trees in animal crossing. sometimes there’s bees
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plaidtheflannel · 8 years ago
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assert your dominance by calling your friends by their student ID number
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plaidtheflannel · 8 years ago
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the only reason i still have depression is because i can’t take my brain out of my skull and blow on it like a ds cartridge
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plaidtheflannel · 8 years ago
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Efficiency is clever laziness.
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plaidtheflannel · 8 years ago
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when you clearly ignore someone but they keep talking to you
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plaidtheflannel · 8 years ago
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An animal mascot is just a more socially acceptable furry
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plaidtheflannel · 8 years ago
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Stop letting your heart and your pussy choose your men.
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