plane-of-morons

[plane-of-morons]

There was silence for one, two, three, 10 seconds. Then...

"GET IT!"

One of the three people lunged for Alti, attempting to tackle star.

@shining-comets-rp

@shining-comets-rp

( A certain eldergod was staking out on top of one of the tallest buildings on Ema…relaxing…before star suddenly saw a plane seemingly glitch into view… )

( This was new…and odd. )

( It looked like a human plane too. So how did it get here…? )

( The eldergod decided to go check it out, although unsure how to reach it. )

Meanwhile, from inside the cockpit...

Kylus Wylus stirs, sensing another shift. Groaning, he removes his eyemask, and feels the hot, bright sunlight hit his countenance. With groggy, unfocused eyes, he peers over at his copilot, Ahmed Adoodie. He, too, is awake.

"Your turn."

"Aight."

Groaning,he gets up from his seat, bending his back, and proceedsto the economy cabin. The Cockpit's P.A system had long since been unusable since somone spilled coffee on it, and thus he had to use the flight attendants microphone. He grabbed the receiver, and spoke to the passengers, many of whom were also awakening, having been suddenly hit with the sunlight.

"Good morning, passengers, on a sunny shift 12, day 32 of our entrapment. The time is currently 1:23 PM, and our passenger count remains at 32 of the original 35. The flight attendants will now be coming down the aisle with snacks, beverages, and toiletries, which, again, have replenished themselves. "

"Those of you who need to pee, we remind you to please start at the first class bathrooms in the rear, until the lines have reached a limit of 10 people. Our current location is unknown, presumably another alien planet, given the foreign building design and vegetation."

*CLICK*

[plane-of-morons]

You know, an interesting tumblr transformation that's happened gradually, and which I've seen no one talk about: ask-culture has essentially dropped off to nothing.

By which I mean, asks used to be WAY more of the tumblr economy. They used to be more common to send, and receive, and see. They were integral to the collaborative, forum-like behavior of old tumblr communities, not even to speak on the HUGE number of ask-blogs that used to exist to only be interacted with in ask-form.

I'm not saying this in a vying-for-attention way but instead in an observational way: I used to get way way more asks in like 2015, even with a fraction of my follower count. I wonder if it's due to the homogenization of social media sites? There's a lot more of this divide between "content creator" and "consumer" instead of just a bunch of peer blogs who would talk to each other. "Asks" aren't really a thing on twitter, are they? And as I understand it, the closest thing to an "ask" on instagram or tiktok would be a creator screenshotting some comment and responding to it in a new reel or video or whatever those content mediums are. Are asks just too tumblr-specific? Is that aspect of the site culture dying out as more and more people converge to using all their social media sites in the same way?

[plane-of-morons]

All three gasped at once.

“KITTY!”

They immediately flung the valve in the opposite direction, causing it to spin like a jackpot wheel. 

“NO!”

screamed ten other people who had crowded around to watch.

Note: These particular morons were undoubtedly the worst of the lot.

The people lunged for the wheel, but it was too late. The wheel KLANGed into submission.

The hatch was...open.

@shining-comets-rp

( A certain eldergod was staking out on top of one of the tallest buildings on Ema…relaxing…before star suddenly saw a plane seemingly glitch into view… )

( This was new…and odd. )

( It looked like a human plane too. So how did it get here…? )

( The eldergod decided to go check it out, although unsure how to reach it. )

Meanwhile, from inside the cockpit...

Kylus Wylus stirs, sensing another shift. Groaning, he removes his eyemask, and feels the hot, bright sunlight hit his countenance. With groggy, unfocused eyes, he peers over at his copilot, Ahmed Adoodie. He, too, is awake.

"Your turn."

"Aight."

Groaning,he gets up from his seat, bending his back, and proceedsto the economy cabin. The Cockpit's P.A system had long since been unusable since somone spilled coffee on it, and thus he had to use the flight attendants microphone. He grabbed the receiver, and spoke to the passengers, many of whom were also awakening, having been suddenly hit with the sunlight.

"Good morning, passengers, on a sunny shift 12, day 32 of our entrapment. The time is currently 1:23 PM, and our passenger count remains at 32 of the original 35. The flight attendants will now be coming down the aisle with snacks, beverages, and toiletries, which, again, have replenished themselves. "

"Those of you who need to pee, we remind you to please start at the first class bathrooms in the rear, until the lines have reached a limit of 10 people. Our current location is unknown, presumably another alien planet, given the foreign building design and vegetation."

*CLICK*

[plane-of-morons]

Yet still, the three continued turning the valve with all their might, straining against the eldergod. The wheel creaked and groaned, turning right nd left with each ounce of force.

@shining-comets-rp

( A certain eldergod was staking out on top of one of the tallest buildings on Ema…relaxing…before star suddenly saw a plane seemingly glitch into view… )

( This was new…and odd. )

( It looked like a human plane too. So how did it get here…? )

( The eldergod decided to go check it out, although unsure how to reach it. )

Meanwhile, from inside the cockpit...

Kylus Wylus stirs, sensing another shift. Groaning, he removes his eyemask, and feels the hot, bright sunlight hit his countenance. With groggy, unfocused eyes, he peers over at his copilot, Ahmed Adoodie. He, too, is awake.

"Your turn."

"Aight."

Groaning,he gets up from his seat, bending his back, and proceedsto the economy cabin. The Cockpit's P.A system had long since been unusable since somone spilled coffee on it, and thus he had to use the flight attendants microphone. He grabbed the receiver, and spoke to the passengers, many of whom were also awakening, having been suddenly hit with the sunlight.

"Good morning, passengers, on a sunny shift 12, day 32 of our entrapment. The time is currently 1:23 PM, and our passenger count remains at 32 of the original 35. The flight attendants will now be coming down the aisle with snacks, beverages, and toiletries, which, again, have replenished themselves. "

"Those of you who need to pee, we remind you to please start at the first class bathrooms in the rear, until the lines have reached a limit of 10 people. Our current location is unknown, presumably another alien planet, given the foreign building design and vegetation."

*CLICK*

[plane-of-morons]

Meanwhile, in the first class cabin my flight attendant had finished serving drinks to the passengers. She then realized that she was out of liquor.

Realizing there was more in the storeroom, she put her cart aside and strolled to the back of the plane to get more. when she opened the door and entered the room, she saw the valve in the floor had begun to turn. Her face blanched.

“THE GREMLIN’S IN THE HOLD!”

The flight attendant rushed over to the valve, and began holding it with all her might, turning in the opposite direction. Two men, hearing the call, rushed over to the room, and began assisting the flight attendant.

@shining-comets-rp

( A certain eldergod was staking out on top of one of the tallest buildings on Ema…relaxing…before star suddenly saw a plane seemingly glitch into view… )

( This was new…and odd. )

( It looked like a human plane too. So how did it get here…? )

( The eldergod decided to go check it out, although unsure how to reach it. )

Meanwhile, from inside the cockpit...

Kylus Wylus stirs, sensing another shift. Groaning, he removes his eyemask, and feels the hot, bright sunlight hit his countenance. With groggy, unfocused eyes, he peers over at his copilot, Ahmed Adoodie. He, too, is awake.

"Your turn."

"Aight."

Groaning,he gets up from his seat, bending his back, and proceedsto the economy cabin. The Cockpit's P.A system had long since been unusable since somone spilled coffee on it, and thus he had to use the flight attendants microphone. He grabbed the receiver, and spoke to the passengers, many of whom were also awakening, having been suddenly hit with the sunlight.

"Good morning, passengers, on a sunny shift 12, day 32 of our entrapment. The time is currently 1:23 PM, and our passenger count remains at 32 of the original 35. The flight attendants will now be coming down the aisle with snacks, beverages, and toiletries, which, again, have replenished themselves. "

"Those of you who need to pee, we remind you to please start at the first class bathrooms in the rear, until the lines have reached a limit of 10 people. Our current location is unknown, presumably another alien planet, given the foreign building design and vegetation."

*CLICK*

[plane-of-morons]

At the top of the ladder was the hatch to the flight attendant room at the rear. However, this door was secured with a steel valve wheel. Quite odd for something that should be on a submarine…

It would take strength to turn it all the way.

@shining-comets-rp

( A certain eldergod was staking out on top of one of the tallest buildings on Ema…relaxing…before star suddenly saw a plane seemingly glitch into view… )

( This was new…and odd. )

( It looked like a human plane too. So how did it get here…? )

( The eldergod decided to go check it out, although unsure how to reach it. )

Meanwhile, from inside the cockpit...

Kylus Wylus stirs, sensing another shift. Groaning, he removes his eyemask, and feels the hot, bright sunlight hit his countenance. With groggy, unfocused eyes, he peers over at his copilot, Ahmed Adoodie. He, too, is awake.

"Your turn."

"Aight."

Groaning,he gets up from his seat, bending his back, and proceedsto the economy cabin. The Cockpit's P.A system had long since been unusable since somone spilled coffee on it, and thus he had to use the flight attendants microphone. He grabbed the receiver, and spoke to the passengers, many of whom were also awakening, having been suddenly hit with the sunlight.

"Good morning, passengers, on a sunny shift 12, day 32 of our entrapment. The time is currently 1:23 PM, and our passenger count remains at 32 of the original 35. The flight attendants will now be coming down the aisle with snacks, beverages, and toiletries, which, again, have replenished themselves. "

"Those of you who need to pee, we remind you to please start at the first class bathrooms in the rear, until the lines have reached a limit of 10 people. Our current location is unknown, presumably another alien planet, given the foreign building design and vegetation."

*CLICK*

[plane-of-morons]

The heavy container slammed into the hold floor, missing Alti by inches. The ladder leading up to the rear of the plane was visible ahead of star. Could star make it?

@shining-comets-rp

@shining-comets-rp

( A certain eldergod was staking out on top of one of the tallest buildings on Ema…relaxing…before star suddenly saw a plane seemingly glitch into view… )

( This was new…and odd. )

( It looked like a human plane too. So how did it get here…? )

( The eldergod decided to go check it out, although unsure how to reach it. )

Meanwhile, from inside the cockpit...

Kylus Wylus stirs, sensing another shift. Groaning, he removes his eyemask, and feels the hot, bright sunlight hit his countenance. With groggy, unfocused eyes, he peers over at his copilot, Ahmed Adoodie. He, too, is awake.

"Your turn."

"Aight."

Groaning,he gets up from his seat, bending his back, and proceedsto the economy cabin. The Cockpit's P.A system had long since been unusable since somone spilled coffee on it, and thus he had to use the flight attendants microphone. He grabbed the receiver, and spoke to the passengers, many of whom were also awakening, having been suddenly hit with the sunlight.

"Good morning, passengers, on a sunny shift 12, day 32 of our entrapment. The time is currently 1:23 PM, and our passenger count remains at 32 of the original 35. The flight attendants will now be coming down the aisle with snacks, beverages, and toiletries, which, again, have replenished themselves. "

"Those of you who need to pee, we remind you to please start at the first class bathrooms in the rear, until the lines have reached a limit of 10 people. Our current location is unknown, presumably another alien planet, given the foreign building design and vegetation."

*CLICK*

[plane-of-morons]

The wheeled bags rolled precariously bag and forth, threatening to tip at any moment. Suddenly, an enormous trunk lost its balance, and tipped over towards Alti!

@shining-comets-rp

( A certain eldergod was staking out on top of one of the tallest buildings on Ema…relaxing…before star suddenly saw a plane seemingly glitch into view… )

( This was new…and odd. )

( It looked like a human plane too. So how did it get here…? )

( The eldergod decided to go check it out, although unsure how to reach it. )

Meanwhile, from inside the cockpit...

Kylus Wylus stirs, sensing another shift. Groaning, he removes his eyemask, and feels the hot, bright sunlight hit his countenance. With groggy, unfocused eyes, he peers over at his copilot, Ahmed Adoodie. He, too, is awake.

"Your turn."

"Aight."

Groaning,he gets up from his seat, bending his back, and proceedsto the economy cabin. The Cockpit's P.A system had long since been unusable since somone spilled coffee on it, and thus he had to use the flight attendants microphone. He grabbed the receiver, and spoke to the passengers, many of whom were also awakening, having been suddenly hit with the sunlight.

"Good morning, passengers, on a sunny shift 12, day 32 of our entrapment. The time is currently 1:23 PM, and our passenger count remains at 32 of the original 35. The flight attendants will now be coming down the aisle with snacks, beverages, and toiletries, which, again, have replenished themselves. "

"Those of you who need to pee, we remind you to please start at the first class bathrooms in the rear, until the lines have reached a limit of 10 people. Our current location is unknown, presumably another alien planet, given the foreign building design and vegetation."

*CLICK*

[plane-of-morons]

Light streamed into the cargo bay, as the hatch came loose. Inside, suitcases and bags were rolling back and forth, courtesy of the copilot’s jerky movements.

@shining-comets-rp

( A certain eldergod was staking out on top of one of the tallest buildings on Ema…relaxing…before star suddenly saw a plane seemingly glitch into view… )

( This was new…and odd. )

( It looked like a human plane too. So how did it get here…? )

( The eldergod decided to go check it out, although unsure how to reach it. )

Meanwhile, from inside the cockpit...

Kylus Wylus stirs, sensing another shift. Groaning, he removes his eyemask, and feels the hot, bright sunlight hit his countenance. With groggy, unfocused eyes, he peers over at his copilot, Ahmed Adoodie. He, too, is awake.

"Your turn."

"Aight."

Groaning,he gets up from his seat, bending his back, and proceedsto the economy cabin. The Cockpit's P.A system had long since been unusable since somone spilled coffee on it, and thus he had to use the flight attendants microphone. He grabbed the receiver, and spoke to the passengers, many of whom were also awakening, having been suddenly hit with the sunlight.

"Good morning, passengers, on a sunny shift 12, day 32 of our entrapment. The time is currently 1:23 PM, and our passenger count remains at 32 of the original 35. The flight attendants will now be coming down the aisle with snacks, beverages, and toiletries, which, again, have replenished themselves. "

"Those of you who need to pee, we remind you to please start at the first class bathrooms in the rear, until the lines have reached a limit of 10 people. Our current location is unknown, presumably another alien planet, given the foreign building design and vegetation."

*CLICK*

[plane-of-morons]

Inside the plane, a man sitting in the exit row heard a muffled thump.

He looked over to the exit door, and saw a pale purple creature clinging to the cargo hatch.

“ITS STEALING OUR BAGS!”

Even more screaming…oh dear.

@shining-comets-rp

( A certain eldergod was staking out on top of one of the tallest buildings on Ema…relaxing…before star suddenly saw a plane seemingly glitch into view… )

( This was new…and odd. )

( It looked like a human plane too. So how did it get here…? )

( The eldergod decided to go check it out, although unsure how to reach it. )

Meanwhile, from inside the cockpit...

Kylus Wylus stirs, sensing another shift. Groaning, he removes his eyemask, and feels the hot, bright sunlight hit his countenance. With groggy, unfocused eyes, he peers over at his copilot, Ahmed Adoodie. He, too, is awake.

"Your turn."

"Aight."

Groaning,he gets up from his seat, bending his back, and proceedsto the economy cabin. The Cockpit's P.A system had long since been unusable since somone spilled coffee on it, and thus he had to use the flight attendants microphone. He grabbed the receiver, and spoke to the passengers, many of whom were also awakening, having been suddenly hit with the sunlight.

"Good morning, passengers, on a sunny shift 12, day 32 of our entrapment. The time is currently 1:23 PM, and our passenger count remains at 32 of the original 35. The flight attendants will now be coming down the aisle with snacks, beverages, and toiletries, which, again, have replenished themselves. "

"Those of you who need to pee, we remind you to please start at the first class bathrooms in the rear, until the lines have reached a limit of 10 people. Our current location is unknown, presumably another alien planet, given the foreign building design and vegetation."

*CLICK*

[plane-of-morons]

The copilot pulled at the home with all his might, and he plane rolled suddenly, sending Alti rolling the length of the wing, straight towards the door.

@shining-comets-rp

@shining-comets-rp

( A certain eldergod was staking out on top of one of the tallest buildings on Ema…relaxing…before star suddenly saw a plane seemingly glitch into view… )

( This was new…and odd. )

( It looked like a human plane too. So how did it get here…? )

( The eldergod decided to go check it out, although unsure how to reach it. )

Meanwhile, from inside the cockpit...

Kylus Wylus stirs, sensing another shift. Groaning, he removes his eyemask, and feels the hot, bright sunlight hit his countenance. With groggy, unfocused eyes, he peers over at his copilot, Ahmed Adoodie. He, too, is awake.

"Your turn."

"Aight."

Groaning,he gets up from his seat, bending his back, and proceedsto the economy cabin. The Cockpit's P.A system had long since been unusable since somone spilled coffee on it, and thus he had to use the flight attendants microphone. He grabbed the receiver, and spoke to the passengers, many of whom were also awakening, having been suddenly hit with the sunlight.

"Good morning, passengers, on a sunny shift 12, day 32 of our entrapment. The time is currently 1:23 PM, and our passenger count remains at 32 of the original 35. The flight attendants will now be coming down the aisle with snacks, beverages, and toiletries, which, again, have replenished themselves. "

"Those of you who need to pee, we remind you to please start at the first class bathrooms in the rear, until the lines have reached a limit of 10 people. Our current location is unknown, presumably another alien planet, given the foreign building design and vegetation."

*CLICK*

[plane-of-morons]

To her left was a small hatch, leading into the aircraft’s cargo hold, but star would only have a short few seconds to fall towards it just right, as Ahmed prepared to tilt the plane to the left (Alti was on the right wing)

@shining-comets-rp

( A certain eldergod was staking out on top of one of the tallest buildings on Ema…relaxing…before star suddenly saw a plane seemingly glitch into view… )

( This was new…and odd. )

( It looked like a human plane too. So how did it get here…? )

( The eldergod decided to go check it out, although unsure how to reach it. )

Meanwhile, from inside the cockpit...

Kylus Wylus stirs, sensing another shift. Groaning, he removes his eyemask, and feels the hot, bright sunlight hit his countenance. With groggy, unfocused eyes, he peers over at his copilot, Ahmed Adoodie. He, too, is awake.

"Your turn."

"Aight."

Groaning,he gets up from his seat, bending his back, and proceedsto the economy cabin. The Cockpit's P.A system had long since been unusable since somone spilled coffee on it, and thus he had to use the flight attendants microphone. He grabbed the receiver, and spoke to the passengers, many of whom were also awakening, having been suddenly hit with the sunlight.

"Good morning, passengers, on a sunny shift 12, day 32 of our entrapment. The time is currently 1:23 PM, and our passenger count remains at 32 of the original 35. The flight attendants will now be coming down the aisle with snacks, beverages, and toiletries, which, again, have replenished themselves. "

"Those of you who need to pee, we remind you to please start at the first class bathrooms in the rear, until the lines have reached a limit of 10 people. Our current location is unknown, presumably another alien planet, given the foreign building design and vegetation."

*CLICK*

[plane-of-morons]

No, she couldn’t, and it was honestly surprising how Alti could hear her, considering planes are soundproofed.

The woman has already sent the plane into an uproar, and a panicking Kylus had ran back to the cockpit.

“Gremlin! *pant pant* on the wing!”

“CRAP! Hold on!”

Ahmed jerked the column, and the plane banked and swerved sharply.

@shining-comets-rp

( A certain eldergod was staking out on top of one of the tallest buildings on Ema…relaxing…before star suddenly saw a plane seemingly glitch into view… )

( This was new…and odd. )

( It looked like a human plane too. So how did it get here…? )

( The eldergod decided to go check it out, although unsure how to reach it. )

Meanwhile, from inside the cockpit...

Kylus Wylus stirs, sensing another shift. Groaning, he removes his eyemask, and feels the hot, bright sunlight hit his countenance. With groggy, unfocused eyes, he peers over at his copilot, Ahmed Adoodie. He, too, is awake.

"Your turn."

"Aight."

Groaning,he gets up from his seat, bending his back, and proceedsto the economy cabin. The Cockpit's P.A system had long since been unusable since somone spilled coffee on it, and thus he had to use the flight attendants microphone. He grabbed the receiver, and spoke to the passengers, many of whom were also awakening, having been suddenly hit with the sunlight.

"Good morning, passengers, on a sunny shift 12, day 32 of our entrapment. The time is currently 1:23 PM, and our passenger count remains at 32 of the original 35. The flight attendants will now be coming down the aisle with snacks, beverages, and toiletries, which, again, have replenished themselves. "

"Those of you who need to pee, we remind you to please start at the first class bathrooms in the rear, until the lines have reached a limit of 10 people. Our current location is unknown, presumably another alien planet, given the foreign building design and vegetation."

*CLICK*

[plane-of-morons]

“WHAT THE F$@& IS GOING ON?”

*a transmission is soon blasted to the pilot of the plane.*

"HELLO THERE UNKOWN VEHICLE ANOMALY WE ARE WARNING YOU AS YOU ARE ABOUT TO DRIVE INTO A PORTAL THAT IS ABOUT TO OPEN PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THE GODS DO NOT TAKE YOUR EYES OFF OF THE AREA IN FRONT OF YOU THANK YOU"

In the cockpit, the two pilots were confused.

"Who the hell was that?"

"No clue. What was that they were saying about a portal? I dont see o-OH SWEET JESUS LOOK!"

A portal had opened up in front of them. This was not normal, as the plane usually glitched out of reality.

The subsonic airliner slammed into the portal at a speed of 630 mph, taking two screaming pilots and 32 oblivious passengers with it.

[plane-of-morons]

The plane, not travelling at the requisite speed to maintain table orbit, quickly began to descend to the earth below. The engines, starved of oxygen, flamed out.

*a transmission is soon blasted to the pilot of the plane.*

"HELLO THERE UNKOWN VEHICLE ANOMALY WE ARE WARNING YOU AS YOU ARE ABOUT TO DRIVE INTO A PORTAL THAT IS ABOUT TO OPEN PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THE GODS DO NOT TAKE YOUR EYES OFF OF THE AREA IN FRONT OF YOU THANK YOU"

In the cockpit, the two pilots were confused.

"Who the hell was that?"

"No clue. What was that they were saying about a portal? I dont see o-OH SWEET JESUS LOOK!"

A portal had opened up in front of them. This was not normal, as the plane usually glitched out of reality.

The subsonic airliner slammed into the portal at a speed of 630 mph, taking two screaming pilots and 32 oblivious passengers with it.

[plane-of-morons]

A few seconds zlater…

One of the sleepier passengers slowly awoke. Stretching, she sipped her now-cold tea, slowly dragged open the window cover, and screamed.

On the wingtip of the plane was a creature with a flower(?) for a head, clinging to a bundle of cable for dear life, mouth agape as though to scream. Behind her, a white metal plate clung to it’s shoelace, which had presumably been covering the wires.

“GREEMLIIIIIN!”

@shining-comets-rp

( A certain eldergod was staking out on top of one of the tallest buildings on Ema…relaxing…before star suddenly saw a plane seemingly glitch into view… )

( This was new…and odd. )

( It looked like a human plane too. So how did it get here…? )

( The eldergod decided to go check it out, although unsure how to reach it. )

Meanwhile, from inside the cockpit...

Kylus Wylus stirs, sensing another shift. Groaning, he removes his eyemask, and feels the hot, bright sunlight hit his countenance. With groggy, unfocused eyes, he peers over at his copilot, Ahmed Adoodie. He, too, is awake.

"Your turn."

"Aight."

Groaning,he gets up from his seat, bending his back, and proceedsto the economy cabin. The Cockpit's P.A system had long since been unusable since somone spilled coffee on it, and thus he had to use the flight attendants microphone. He grabbed the receiver, and spoke to the passengers, many of whom were also awakening, having been suddenly hit with the sunlight.

"Good morning, passengers, on a sunny shift 12, day 32 of our entrapment. The time is currently 1:23 PM, and our passenger count remains at 32 of the original 35. The flight attendants will now be coming down the aisle with snacks, beverages, and toiletries, which, again, have replenished themselves. "

"Those of you who need to pee, we remind you to please start at the first class bathrooms in the rear, until the lines have reached a limit of 10 people. Our current location is unknown, presumably another alien planet, given the foreign building design and vegetation."

*CLICK*

[plane-of-morons]

Ahmed, who had already put the plane on auto-level, was completely unaware of this, as he had  gotten up to retrieve a flask of ale from the back of the cockpit. As such, the plane continued on.

@shining-comets-rp

@shining-comets-rp

( A certain eldergod was staking out on top of one of the tallest buildings on Ema…relaxing…before star suddenly saw a plane seemingly glitch into view… )

( This was new…and odd. )

( It looked like a human plane too. So how did it get here…? )

( The eldergod decided to go check it out, although unsure how to reach it. )

Meanwhile, from inside the cockpit...

Kylus Wylus stirs, sensing another shift. Groaning, he removes his eyemask, and feels the hot, bright sunlight hit his countenance. With groggy, unfocused eyes, he peers over at his copilot, Ahmed Adoodie. He, too, is awake.

"Your turn."

"Aight."

Groaning,he gets up from his seat, bending his back, and proceedsto the economy cabin. The Cockpit's P.A system had long since been unusable since somone spilled coffee on it, and thus he had to use the flight attendants microphone. He grabbed the receiver, and spoke to the passengers, many of whom were also awakening, having been suddenly hit with the sunlight.

"Good morning, passengers, on a sunny shift 12, day 32 of our entrapment. The time is currently 1:23 PM, and our passenger count remains at 32 of the original 35. The flight attendants will now be coming down the aisle with snacks, beverages, and toiletries, which, again, have replenished themselves. "

"Those of you who need to pee, we remind you to please start at the first class bathrooms in the rear, until the lines have reached a limit of 10 people. Our current location is unknown, presumably another alien planet, given the foreign building design and vegetation."

*CLICK*