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lex luthor more like lex loser

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Reblog for a miracle to happen tonight

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hey followers. have you ever wanted to know how it feels to be inside a bag of cornflakes

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Arugula is some crap they found on the ground for real

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Put me in your shopping cart and take me with you while you buy your groceries.. you dont have to buy me anything i'll just watch. But i wouldnt refuse a snack or a treat...

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ground control to crazy frog

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The aborted hiring manger would’ve hired me

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Male writers writing female characters:

“Cassandra woke up to the rays of the sun streaming through the slats on her blinds, cascading over her naked chest. She stretched, her breasts lifting with her arms as she greeted the sun. She rolled out of bed and put on a shirt, her nipples prominently showing through the thin fabric. She breasted boobily to the stairs, and titted downwards.”

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Daniel Arthur aka Daniel Arthury (Brazilian, b. Anápolis, Goiás, Brazil, based Loures, Portugal) - Where's my Breakfast?, Paintings: Oil on Panel

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my coworker accidentally doordashed 8 baja blasts #bounteousblasts

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this picture is cracking me up so bad house looks like a recently divorced dad who's spending the weekend with his son and decided to take him to the amusement park

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i do still talk like a middle school boy circa 2012 and things are either gay or swag to me

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MILLYYYYYYY

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hey, I was just at "things got better" island and everyone there is talking about how excited they are to meet you

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Edward: my name is Edward.

Bella: did you make the mimic?

Edward: That would be my distant uncle, Edwin.