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image id: a 3d render of a sculptor in a studio, working on a large sculpture that is humanoid, with a long neck and a head made of draping tendris that fall towards the ground. the sculptor stands at the center of these tendrils, as if they are a cage, with a chisel in hand as they keep working. end id.

cage constructor

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taking a nap on the conveyor belt in the dangerous factory someone wake me up before i get to the chopping machine please ok thanks

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i wish godot was a beautiful older butch woman who was mias mentor and mia was in a probably ill advised relationship with To be completely honest with you.

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watching a bunch of scorpys beautiful disks streams + the new oscar quest + reading some older books really great for realizing that entertainment and media in every medium ever always has its fair share of slop and getting really mad about how booktok is ruining the honorable novel or marvel has ruined cinema or no one has media literacy now etc not only makes you sound like a fash but is just dead wrong. we should still be calling marvel slop but it’s not unique or a particular downfall of the quote unquote arts. there’s always been real stinkers

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i’ve made so many various egg custards this week creme brulee suspiro limena (3 times) pie bars w custard base creme brulee again flan like it’s me and sweetened condensed milk and no one else in this world

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The biggest reason 9/11 did not happen in brazil is because big jesus would have catched the plane and destroy the terorist. Second big reason is tjat world trade center wads not i nbrasil

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stuck in a timeloop called i just have to get through this week

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me: uh oh! if i fail to block any more of these spells, the evil wizard will take over my mind and make me suck him off!!! i need to be careful, i can feel it working already...

the evil wizard trying to blow my head off with lightning bolts: that's not what I'm trying to do

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i've always wanted to visit the beautiful city of chicago because i love their citation style

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But you are still wanted

This comic took me awhile! I really like the idea that is explored in some nrmt fics, abt how Phoenix needs to feel useful and needed, but instead he learns that he is just unconditionally /wanted/ by his friends and family, and that is a very special revelation

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once we started naming sports arenas and stuff after companies thats when we should have closed down capitalism. that should have been like a huge red flag. stadiums should all be named after the first person to get a concussion playing there 👍

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“deserve” shit is so obnoxious with shipping as well. the only one who deserves anything is me. i deserve the characters i want to see fucking fucking

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image id: two screenshots from ace attorney investigations 2. larry says 'Oh, but don't take it the wrong way. I just think that part of your personality is cute.' franziska responds 'I see. Your friendship truly is something "special", Miles Edgeworth.' end id.

so that’s why she called larry a fruitcake

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I love long showers, I love forehead kisses, I love groceries

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The map's form: labyrinth It shows: safety Its purpose: sanctuary

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runs into a cave and breaks my ankle but theres already another guy with a broken ankle inthere so its really awkward

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I should be able to just walk into a place and be like "hey are you short-staffed" and if they say yes they should be legally obligated to let me put on a uniform right then and there and work a shift and go home with money