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[staggering to my feet and wiping a single perfect drip of blood from my mouth] i have to get back on my bullshit. no matter the cost
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Crazy thing about #healing #recovery Small Victories is when you'll have some shit going on that's like, saying this would involve admitting how you used to be doing. You know? Like hey guys good news I'm gonna change my bedsheets this year
#I KNOW. ITS CRAZY.#trying to talk about how happy i am about (redacted) without admitting that i (redacted) DONT WORRY ABOUT SLL TJAT.#also literally the sheets. every time i do them im like thank fuck. no more sewer
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❗ (1) New Move added to the Wicked Uncle type: Betray Nephew
Wicked Uncle may now lie to and scheme against any Brother's Son type character
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i don’t care what anyone says, the “multiple floating weapons controlled by telekinesis/whatever” is, has been, and always will be cool as shit
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Arugula is some crap they found on the ground for real
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stuck in an indie horror game. trying to figure out if it's an escape the monster game or if it's an uncover why i'm a bad person game
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Very whimsical scene on the train yesterday evening
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i can perform miracles but i wont cause everyone gets all weird and worshippy , okay fine just one miracle (snaps my fingers and a random dog on the street suddenly explodes like a firecracker)
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how to get close to people for beginners
getting close to people strategies
first time getting close to people walkthrough
techniques for getting close to people
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You don't even need to study for the Rorschach test, btw, it's super easy. All they do is show you a bunch of stupid pictures of your dad getting eaten by a horse
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the problem with how people characterize narumitsu is that they only see them as the grumpy and the sunshine ship dynamic, so they end up writing phoenix as a golden retriever and miles as an old gay queen.
but like, phoenix is such a bitch. the bitchiest bitch that ever bitched, actually. he enjoys sarcasm and trash talking, but he has this thing called "situational awareness", so he knows not to behave like a massive cunt in front of people involved in a murder investigation
on the other hand miles gets easily flustered and his fight or flight response to being caught off guard is spitting a venomous comeback. but in his head he's making puns. he's thinking about how the plants are beautiful. he's like an easily spooked horse who is also a dork that gets into a staring contest with a dog. and then loses
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i think i need to commit to cooklife and just figure out how to wear clogs even though i hate them
can tell i need new work shoes cause my feet hurt so badddd. and also cause they’re literally shredding out from under me but whatever
#pers#i will probably buy a cheap walmart pair first just in case i like REALKT hate them#and then i might shell out for a nicer brand if they’re okay. SIGH
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can tell i need new work shoes cause my feet hurt so badddd. and also cause they’re literally shredding out from under me but whatever
#pers#i can’t seem to find a pair of work shoes that lasts me more than a year it pisses me off so bad
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of course it goes without saying that i am deeply dependent on my illuminated manuscript
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Hi. Angel on your shoulder here. It's totally ok to kill that guy
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