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like a trail of breadcrumbs leading me to the food bowls…

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hello world

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Ebony Ayes (1989).

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if yr doing a final girl in yr horror movie YOU NEED TO KILL HER BOYFRIEND that's the absolute rule

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i burned my stabbed thumb but i did finish cooking the potatoes.

tendonitis one thumb stab the other badly yeah sure fuck it why not and I still gotta cook these potatoes

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went ahead and burned myself too boss

hey i saw your craigslist ad looking for a guy to get stabbed with a knife while cutting up sweet potatoes. im here and prepared

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tendonitis one thumb stab the other badly yeah sure fuck it why not and I still gotta cook these potatoes

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hey i saw your craigslist ad looking for a guy to get stabbed with a knife while cutting up sweet potatoes. im here and prepared

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my coworker came up to grab the keys and i’m sitting in a very large office chair that concealed me from behind and i spun around and said “i will show you kittycat now.” which wasnt intentionally silly i just talk weird. but i jumpscared him. and then i showed him kittycat

like a trail of breadcrumbs leading me to the food bowls…

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hello world

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like a trail of breadcrumbs leading me to the food bowls…

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has anyone ever noticed? she is just a little kitty. loaf of freaking bread.

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hired a galapagos finch at my burger joint and after 2 generations it evolved to take peoples orders

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Hey, that dude's dick looks like a penis!

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hey wait is todays date is a palindrome? 42624? no one told me

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