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sciaentist built a cure for sadness but it exploded in the lab bc some guy was firing a gun in there for some reason

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my livestock have thrust themselves into the boiling rivers of this accursed land #naughtbutash

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Your job today is work with 999 other men to harass an adult male african bull elephant until it dies

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Pennsylvania called

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The biggest reason 9/11 did not happen in brazil is because big jesus would have catched the plane and destroy the terorist. Second big reason is tjat world trade center wads not i nbrasil

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if we all worked together we could probably infuse a bronze idol with some powers

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collapses in your arms princess style after casting the biggest evil most fucked up spell you've literally every seen

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Milton Formation

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girl: ahh i've just been dealing with a lot y'know? it's like the world wants me dead haha

me (completely stonefaced): i will be your shield

her: what?

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me: uh oh! if i fail to block any more of these spells, the evil wizard will take over my mind and make me suck him off!!! i need to be careful, i can feel it working already...

the evil wizard trying to blow my head off with lightning bolts: that's not what I'm trying to do

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dont look at me with those big beautiful eyes im trying to be Weird and evil to you

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would you let him spin around