good night if you’re about to go sleep
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COMET WHAT ARE YOU DOING
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I love it when people tell me about me because I have no idea who I am
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your husband seems like a dick kill him. also does ghosts still exist?
he is a dick and killing him is on my list, but he’s attractive so i’m going to get one more kid out of him
i’m not sure on the ghost front, i guess we’ll find out after i kill my husband and put his gravestone in my backyard
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first day of 2018: some ugly youtuber with bad hair films, exploits, and makes a mockery of a suicide victim
second day of 2018: the president has a big dick contest with kim jong un and threatens nuclear war
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my brain @ 4am: pplease.. . no more,..le t me sleepp
me, clicking on another RIP vine compilation:
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another vine comp with more of my faves that would have made the first one way too long
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frozen
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me picking up my cat: heehee i love you my little fat baby
my cat blinking in morse code: you will die at 8:03 pm est on may 28th 2068
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“what the fuck richard”, “way to go paul”, and “adam” are a very powerful trio of vines
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