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“Golgotha” by David Mach made from wire coat hangers
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one time my parents had an argument because my dad bought a bald cap for $2.70 but he was already bald
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i went to the aquarium the other day and this middle aged woman touching the sting rays kept saying they feel like pasta
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Why is the x files so….. dark. Like, visually. 90% of the episodes are at night, I can’t see shit!
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Timur Novikov (Russian, 1958-2002), Three Penguins, 1990. Oil on canvas, 122 x 152.5 cm.
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we don’t need to make fun of corporate tweets anymore they’ve peaked. nothing will ever be funnier than bank of america unironically tweeting with the hashtag #bofapride. pack it up we’re done here
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1:35 AM. 15 April 1912. RMS Titanic. Engine Room.
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andy samberg is married to a harpist and john mulaney is married to a. victorian lampshade maker. the world is so large and strange
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