planetmachina

[planetmachina]

“I swear to origins both mod and muse alike over in Heavy Iron’s basement are both dense-!”

Alr bro, bet. Bet. Tomorrow 6 pm bet. I can take you.

Chat be fr its 1:32 am and I’m ready to fight Deus Machina. I’m so ready. IM DEADASS READY.

@planetmachina . Mod and Muse. Meet me at the back of the local Walmart at 6 pm EST. We are going at this bare fisted like MEN.

[planetmachina]

Deus Machnia, (currently in a vessel they created a while ago...) silently lay on the floor amid their abode, staring up at the ceiling above them. They've been laying there for hours. It has been a bit since they last checked their socials, why even bother with human escapism?

...

The mothercomputer sighed. Laying there for that long has caused their processor to wander, recalling things that they would have wished would have stayed forgotten.

Mistakes of the past. Concerns and utter annoyances. Dwelling on it now is not going to fix anything, the past is the past. Nothing can change it.

"By origins. Sitting around here all day is never going to bring me anywhere."

They huffed, with one energetic move. Deus sat up, servo waving at the air and calling forth a holographic screen. Planet Machnia may be dead, but its people still live on. They need to help them in whatever way they can.

[planetmachina]

Ooc - To be fair, I need a break too.

Im gonna hafta second Heavy's Mun here on the break... we're going through something right now that's very personal to us, and we need time to deal with the aftermath.

An OOC post, no tags for this one.

Hello chat, I would like to alert you all that I might take a longer breaks between posts than what you are all used to. Life is getting in my way again, and this time it impacted me hard.

Btw I know my posting schedule is irregular asf 😭😭😭

[planetmachina]

Here

Have Kirby friend :3

Deus Machnia held the creature in their theoretical hands. This is the third Kirby friend that was offered to the mother computer so far. They glanced back at their inbox, then back at Oktavia.

"Hahaha... Quite a lot of friends you are offering me, little one. At this point, I may need to open a daycare! (I believe that is what humans call those babysitting institutions)"

Uh wait.

They glanced back at their inbox again, double take. How many children sacrifices did this asker send them by now...? Six...?

"Ah, my child- do you mind slowing down on donating these friends to me...? I am afraid I will run out of room for places where they can live..."

[planetmachina]

Deus machnia chuckled at the idea of being a gossip columnist. They did not exactly understand the concepts behind certain jobs. But they did try their best to comprehend such matters.

"You can say... it's precisely like that. No harm in the way of talking about such matters, wouldn't you say...? It is fine if you don't think its okay, everybody has their own opinions. And, you are forgiven in regards to yelling at me. I understand that you were not in the correct mindset."

The mother computer responded in a teasing tone, although they did pause when Lolli-Nova questioned why they were alive.

"Please, just address me by my name. Deus Machnia is fine; honorifics are of no use here... although I do say that I have explained this to my star guardian, Blue Cop. However, there is no harm in repeating this. Simply put, in human standards, I am technically a ghost! I am no longer bound to my main body, Planet Machnia."

Averting their gaze slightly in a rare show of humility. The explosion of planet Machnia had displaced and eliminated many cardbots. Much to their dismay... but they couldn't be at fault... The planet was destined to die, they gave out the warnings and gave the Metal Cardbots time to leave. The best they could do now is figure out ways to indirectly support them.

"A-Anyways."

The mother computer contiuned, snapping out of their internal monologue.

"I hope things have not been too difficult on your end, my child. How have you been doing?"

”DEUS MACHINAAA- TAKE ME HOMEEEEE- IM SCARED HEREEEEEEEEE- AHHHHHH-“

“PLEASE MACHINA PELASEEEEEAZSAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH IM FINE WITH THE SECTOR 4 CARDBOTS BUT SOME ARE CONCERNINGGGGG!!”

"My child...?-"

The supercomputer was caught off guard the moment it heard Lolli-Nova calling out to it. It was unlike Deus to flinch at such things like this, but it had been far too quiet recently. Not hesitating, they dropped all things they were doing and sent down an oracle... opening communication.

"Child, you know that Planet Machnia is no more - we cannot do anything about that, in that regard... concerning as some sector four cardbots are, you will be fine just... breathe, soft invents, then exvents."

Oh lords above, scrap - Deus Machnia froze upon realizing. Weren't they supposed to remain silent or something? Be supposedly dead? Out of touch...? Clicking their metaphorical tongue under their breath, they shook their head. More focused on the little one they were speaking with. The damage is already done; this is the least they could do to support their creations now that the planet is gone.

"Do you wish to speak about it...?"

[planetmachina]

“WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!”

Deus Machnia yelled out, causally on the floor as Heavy Iron delivered his second blow. Does a mech not know not to hit a mech while he was down?!

”This is not good morning, this is assault!”

Of all the times they had to be defenceless- they knew he wasn’t going to kill them a second time, though. Didn’t the Mun of Record Scratch and Shellshocked say something about how some human families have a tradition of punching arms for each year? They glared up at the outlaw, an idea coming to mind.

“HELLO HI, HOW ARE YOU.”

The deity was in the middle of preparing a small present for the outlaw’s birthday by the time he showed up. Their back was turned, so they did not notice him approach with his fist raised.

“Hahaha! Heavy Iron, pleasant having you here… very enthusiastic today are we?”

They should have thought better… it was rare for the usually monotonous Cardbot to sound so… ‘upbeat’. Realizing this they whipped around, seeing the fist flying at their supposed faceplates.

“AAHHA- WAIT WHAT ARE YOU DOI—“

IMPACT!

[planetmachina]

OOC - HE WASN’T LYING.

I feel powerful today, it is my birthday. I am going to go fight God. (Deus Machnia - @planetmachina ) Wish me luck.

[planetmachina]

“HELLO HI, HOW ARE YOU.”

The deity was in the middle of preparing a small present for the outlaw’s birthday by the time he showed up. Their back was turned, so they did not notice him approach with his fist raised.

“Hahaha! Heavy Iron, pleasant having you here… very enthusiastic today are we?”

They should have thought better… it was rare for the usually monotonous Cardbot to sound so… ‘upbeat’. Realizing this they whipped around, seeing the fist flying at their supposed faceplates.

“AAHHA- WAIT WHAT ARE YOU DOI—“

IMPACT!

[planetmachina]

OOC - Sane as us in the rubber room, the rubber room with rats... and rats make me insane... Sane? I was sane once, they locked me in a room, a rubber room, a rubber room with rats, and rats make insane... Sane? I was sane once, they locked me in a room, a rubber room, a rubber room with rats, and rats make insane... Sane? I was sane once, they locked me in a room, a rubber room, a rubber room with rats, and rats make insane... Sane? I was sane once, they locked me in a room, a rubber room, a rubber room with rats, and rats make insane... Sane? I was sane once, they locked me in a room, a rubber room, a rubber room with rats, and rats make insane...

OOC - You two are supposed to be asleep 😭😭😭

OOC ~ I’m sane for my muse I’m sane for my muse I’m sane for my muse I’m sane for my muse I’m sane for my muse I’m sane for my muse I’m sane for my muse I’m sane for my muse I’m sane for my muse I’m sane for my muse I’m sane for my muse I’m sane for my muse I’m sane for my muse I’m sane for my muse I’m sane for my muse

“Mun?”

I’m sane for my muse I’m sane for my muse I’m sane for my muse I’m sane for my muse I’m sane for my muse I’m sane for my muse

“MUN.”

Hello :D

“…”

“Odd.”

“Though, Halt with your useless monologues. We have work to do. I shall answer asks later - hopefully. Depends on if I do not decide to turn in early.”

[planetmachina]

OOC ~ Oh yeah

I typically tend to follow the other roleplay blogs when I manage to find myself to send an ask. hhhhh im so lazyyyyyyy

[planetmachina]

”DEUS MACHINAAA- TAKE ME HOMEEEEE- IM SCARED HEREEEEEEEEE- AHHHHHH-“

“PLEASE MACHINA PELASEEEEEAZSAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH IM FINE WITH THE SECTOR 4 CARDBOTS BUT SOME ARE CONCERNINGGGGG!!”

"My child...?-"

The supercomputer was caught off guard the moment it heard Lolli-Nova calling out to it. It was unlike Deus to flinch at such things like this, but it had been far too quiet recently. Not hesitating, they dropped all things they were doing and sent down an oracle... opening communication.

"Child, you know that Planet Machnia is no more - we cannot do anything about that, in that regard... concerning as some sector four cardbots are, you will be fine just... breathe, soft invents, then exvents."

Oh lords above, scrap - Deus Machnia froze upon realizing. Weren't they supposed to remain silent or something? Be supposedly dead? Out of touch...? Clicking their metaphorical tongue under their breath, they shook their head. More focused on the little one they were speaking with. The damage is already done; this is the least they could do to support their creations now that the planet is gone.

"Do you wish to speak about it...?"

[planetmachina]

✎ㅤ. . .ㅤ𝑯𝑬𝑨𝑫𝑪𝑨𝑵𝑶𝑵 𝑸𝑼𝑬𝑺𝑻𝑰𝑶𝑵𝑺.

₊˚⊹ ㅤa collection of character analysis/headcanon questions to learn more about your character and your partners'! writing/headcanon prompts requested by anonymous. feel free to edit these as you see fit.

[ 🖐️ ]ㅤ.ㅤwhat do their hands feel like: soft, calloused, trembling ? [ ☂️ ]ㅤ.ㅤdo they crave touch or fear it ? [ 🎐 ]ㅤ.ㅤdo they have a sound, like a song or voice, that they associate with peace ? [ 🕊️ ]ㅤ.ㅤwhen did they feel the safest ? [ 💤 ]ㅤ.ㅤhow do they sleep ? curled up, sprawled, holding onto something ? [ 🦇 ]ㅤ.ㅤwhat is a fear they never talk about ? [ 🔒 ]ㅤ.ㅤwhat is a secret they’ve sworn never to tell ? [ 🪢 ]ㅤ.ㅤwhen was the last time they broke a promise ? [ 🫳 ]ㅤ.ㅤwho do they feel they owe, but never paid back ? [ 💼 ]ㅤ.ㅤwhat do they always carry with them ? [ 🧨 ]ㅤ.ㅤwhat’s the quickest way to set them off, even if they hide it well ? [ ⛓️ ]ㅤ.ㅤwhat does guilt feel like to them ? [ 💢 ]ㅤ.ㅤwho have they never forgiven and never will ? [ 🩸 ]ㅤ.ㅤis there something or someone that, if lost, would break them ? [ 🌧️ ]ㅤ.ㅤis there a pain they refuse to heal from ? [ 🪞 ]ㅤ.ㅤwhen have they looked at their reflection and hated what they saw ? [ 📿 ]ㅤ.ㅤwhat superstition or ritual do they cling to ? [ 🌊 ]ㅤ.ㅤwhen was the last time they cried ? [ 🐾 ]ㅤ.ㅤdo animals like them instinctively ? [ 🪶 ]ㅤ.ㅤhow do they laugh ? [ 🫀 ]ㅤ.ㅤwho taught them what love is ? did it hurt ? [ 💭 ]ㅤ.ㅤdo they believe they’re worthy of being loved ? [ 🎀 ]ㅤ.ㅤwhat is their main love language ? [ 🔦 ]ㅤ.ㅤwho do they search for ? [ 📜 ]ㅤ.ㅤis there a story they love sharing with others ? [ 🌒 ]ㅤ.ㅤdo they have a dream or goal they have given up on ? [ 🕯️ ]ㅤ.ㅤwhat memory do they replay when they’re alone ? [ 🌪️ ]ㅤ.ㅤwhat’s the one choice they regret (not) making ? [ 🧩 ]ㅤ.ㅤwhat’s a truth about themselves they refuse to admit ? [ 🍻 ]ㅤ.ㅤwhat kind of drunk are they ? [ ✉️ ]ㅤ.ㅤwhat kind of letter would they write but never send ? [ 🗡️ ]ㅤ.ㅤwhat is a scar that they have but never talk about ? [ 🕸️ ]ㅤ.ㅤdo they have a favourite lie they like to hear ? [ 🪦 ]ㅤ.ㅤwhat would they want on their gravestone but never admit aloud ? [ 🎱 ]ㅤ.ㅤwhat kind of future do they crave, and who’s in it ? [ 🌀 ]ㅤ.ㅤdo they have a recurring dream or nightmare ? [ 🍃 ]ㅤ.ㅤdo they feel like they belong ? [ ⚓ ]ㅤ.ㅤwhat does “home” mean to them ? [ 🧭 ]ㅤ.ㅤwhere would they go if they could disappear tomorrow ?

[planetmachina]

Machi-boy! You want to prank your fellow Star Guardian, right?

Here, give him this!

The anon gives you a card.

YOU RECEIVED: Baby Shower Card (What...?)

The deity turned upon the sudden nickname. Huh? This is new...

"Pranks...? I... would not say I am one to partake in such matters. Though you mortals do find amusement in these little bouts of mischief, no...?"

The mother computer said as they knelt down to the Anon's height. Reaching out, they took the card out of their grasp - checking it over and reading the contents.

Uhm... what?

"I assume this is meant for Blue Cop. I shall... hand it off to him."

[planetmachina]

DEUS MACHINA!

The anon flashbanged the mother computer.

The Anon calling out to the mother computer was enough to get their attention. No guards, no followers to come and bug them, splendid nothing should go wrong, and they should be uninterrupted for a bit of Muse to Asker time. They opened the door to the sanctuary -

"Good morning to you, Ano-"

"AAAAHHH!?!??! MY OPTICS!?!?!?"

THAT HURT! OW!? HOW DARE YOU!?

[planetmachina]

The MCB Blog Masterlist

Unfortunately we don't have doubles yet...

———

SECTION 1:

Blue Cop – [ @blue-policerobot ]

Mega Trucker – [ @thelatinodancerbot ]

Mega Ambler – [ PLACEHOLDER ]

Phoenix Fire – [ @safety-fir3-y43h ]

Shadow X – [ PLACEHOLDER ]

Dexter – [ @k1ttykatwhisperer ]

Fleta Z – [ @gracefulbountyhunter ]

Wild Guardy – [ PLACEHOLDER ]

Buffalo Crush – [ @themilkywayofficial ]

Buster Gallon – [ @buster-gallon ]

Captain BlackHook – [ @capta1nstreasure ]

Heavy Iron – [ @heavyironsbasement ]

•

SECTION 2:

Red Blitz – [ @the-crimson-flash ]

Cielo – [ @sky-champion ]

MuscleHyde – [ @the-steelarm-reporter ]

Gigantrex – [ @a-cardbot-abuji ]

Glober – [ @mightyadventureswithglober ]

Rock Crush – [ @thedrillingmole ]

Deep Bite – [ @thefriendlyshark ]

Sky Gallop – [ @thechivalrousskygallop ]

Blastrain – [ PLACEHOLDER ]

Sparkbit – [ PLACEHOLDER ]

Flash Vector – [ @plebec-invisk8r ]

Flame Nova – [ @flamen0va ]

•

SECTION 3:

Jun Grant – [ @sillyjungrant ]

Theo – [ PLACEHOLDER ]

Anna – [ PLACEHOLDER ]

Crest – [ PLACEHOLDER ]

Vera – [ PLACEHOLDER ]

Vance (Barnes) – [ PLACEHOLDER ]

Yuri Grant – [ PLACEHOLDER ]

Johan Grant – [ PLACEHOLDER ]

Mona (Monah) – [ PLACEHOLDER ]

Jack (Anna's father) – [ PLACEHOLDER ]

Edo – [ PLACEHOLDER ]

•

SECTION 4:

Shellshocked – [ @shell-shock-ed ]

Record Scratch – [ @record-scratches ]

Yellow Jacket – [ @askyellowjacket ]

Vagabund – [ @sand-manta ]

Lavender Aegis – [ @da-lavender-sniper ]

Cosmic Void – [ @cosmic-void-themagician ]

Silver Racer – [ @silver-racer ]

Yabi – [ @yabi-ilhama-cardbot ]

Rudiallia – [ @neutral-vicuna-cardbot ]

Tina – [ @heavyiron ]

Phalia – [ @peppermintpez ]

Storm – [ @storm-cutter ]

•

CLASSIFIED:

Deus Machina – [ @planetmachina ]

———

*This list updates every time a new MCB roleplayer comes along.

[planetmachina]

Looks around before magically making you feel all my period cramps and starts running away

- 🍕 anon

Deus Machnia was busy with something as usual when the 🍕anon entered their sanctuary. They've begun to open it up a little bit to their askers and other cardbots - that is... in moderation, in a means of... learning a bit more about the mortals and their intriguring ways of thinking. Feeling the new presence enter, the mother computer's 'helm' turned towards them, beginning to speak.

"Young one, do you have a question for m-??"

They trailed off, feeling the sudden twinge of pain. It was odd, pain. It was rare for them to even feel it... it was unlike anything they felt before, it was enough to stun them.

Then the pain hit.

"..."

They silently knelt down. Curled up onto the floor, and let out a small noise of severe discomfort.

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA---"

Several hours passed.

The Mun(?) entered.

The Mun(?) stares at the mother computer on the ground, asleep. Bewildered. Voice tinged with confusion, they spoke as they knelt down to their side.

"What... have you done to them...?"

Was this an assassination attempt? That was not a very good thing to consider. A worse case scenario, that one... They shook the mother computer's form.

In reaction to the nudge, Deus Machnia let out a slight groan. Though, remained unconscious.

"..."

"Uh... Guards?"

[planetmachina]

Have a friend for the pink ball creature

(I swear this one is not going to create chaos for fun I swear-)

"A jester?"

The deity was on guard from the last offering that Oktavia had made to them… that little pink God Slayer. They were still attempting to figure out how to care of the little pink puffball that was damn well capable of killing them a second time. This little jester did not seem to be good omen… friend or not.

Deus Machina could sense the lie within their voice- this one would will definitely do the deed. And with that, Deus in return gave them a bombastic side optic. They appreciated the offerings, but there is a 60% chance that they were capable of killing the already fallen deity.

"I shall take little one then... appricated..."

They planned to isolate it for now, put it under observation just in case, until they were able to determine this one was safe- and that they would not... 'create chaos for fun'.