planetmercurydrinker
planetmercurydrinker
GOBLIN HORDE
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EVIL & LURID pile of POSTS that i STOLE for ME | 18+
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planetmercurydrinker · 14 minutes ago
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vomiting & shaking inconsolabley (had to send 1 email)
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planetmercurydrinker · 1 hour ago
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Your regular reminder that trickle-down economics is a cruel joke designed by the wealthy.
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planetmercurydrinker · 3 hours ago
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told my parents robert de niro's daughter came out as trans and he's being cool and supportive and my dad, in a terrible robert de niro impression, says, "you talkin' to they/them?" which like. not entirely accurate but he got the spirit lol
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planetmercurydrinker · 3 hours ago
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planetmercurydrinker · 4 hours ago
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everyone hates her for her kobold swagger and mauybe also her untreated mental illness
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planetmercurydrinker · 4 hours ago
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the craziest thing to me about the “alison bechdel could never ever ever be a terf or have terfy views!! she’s lesbian culture which we all know is ontologically pure!” innocence chasing from people on here is like. she made a blog post on the dtwof blog after one of her friends passed, and what does she choose to share with her following and remember her by?
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ah, right, aggrieved transmisogyny in defense of michfest, years after her comic everybody says shows her no longer supporting it. an entire lifetime and friendship, a whole person, and we select the transphobic bioessentialism to fondly remember. of course. sounds like a trans ally to me!!1!
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planetmercurydrinker · 4 hours ago
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"to smithereens" is one of the worst things to be blown to. right up there with weezer
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planetmercurydrinker · 4 hours ago
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i need to be treated like a little puppy or the bomb will detonate
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planetmercurydrinker · 4 hours ago
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if i layed on my back and someone rubbed my tummy rn thatd be heaven fr
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planetmercurydrinker · 4 hours ago
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i can't say the word mogged/mogging without thinking of "butt mogged these boomers today"
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planetmercurydrinker · 5 hours ago
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you say "i would download a burger" and everything's fine but if you dare to say "i would down a load burger" everyone loses their mind. this says a lot about society
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planetmercurydrinker · 5 hours ago
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Finished gift-commission for @dazzlingflash for the lovely @b0tster of her bun bun! 💫🌕
This was such a fun lil pinup to do! I should draw them more often tbh. 😤🙏
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planetmercurydrinker · 10 hours ago
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BEASTie boys
GORILLAz
BOTH famously violent things. Very Scary. and that's punk bc punk is when it's
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i hope tumblr users never stop talking about punk music i think we deserve this
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planetmercurydrinker · 13 hours ago
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planetmercurydrinker · 13 hours ago
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is he allowed to do that?
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planetmercurydrinker · 14 hours ago
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Scooby Doo calling you a slur:
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planetmercurydrinker · 16 hours ago
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hey guys i made the tumblr default pfps but they're looking directly at you
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