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When you’re watching TASM 2 && all you can think about is that ONE PART at the end
#X. WHAT THE FLERK (the kayla chronicles)#( tbh I blame all the A1 TASM roleplayers on here youre great but youre also ki LLING ME )
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‘ And they call you a spy, Morse. ‘ ( She says it with the light patter of a laugh, bringing out a Nutella jar && two spoons from a cabinet somewhat hidden underneath a fine layer of misleading fruit. Some, (Rhodey specifically) called her crazy for these antics, but with the usual rush of people in Carol’s house, she had to safeguard her most treasured possessions. She’s got a hidden cabinet full of donuts too, or so the legend says. )
‘ I’d have this place MADE of chocolate if I could. But sadly, the federal government && the city of new York said something about a health hazard. Kill-joys. ‘
x. @planetpunched
“Where is the chocolate in this place? I’m less than impressed, Carol.”
#biochemistbobbi#V. EARTH'S MIGHTIEST HERO#( shhhhhh don't tell carol but bobbi is my mega ultra 100000% would run away with lover#my love knows no bounds for bobbi morse )
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Marvel meme: {6|6 avengers} → James Rhodes.
#( don T TALk T o CA rOL ABo UT Ja ME s Rh Od ES#Talk to ME about james Rhodes tbh bc they are my 1 ship#granted theyre the /first/ one in the cap. marvel comics but S TILL )#X. PICTURE#CODENAME: RHODES; JAMES
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Tag a quality blog, You’re it! Quality doesn’t mean that you have a lot of followers, or a lot of messages. It means that you’re nice to other people, and you deserve to be happy. If you get this message, someone is telling you that they love you as you are, and they don’t care how many followers you have. if you want to, Send this to 15 blogs who deserve it. If you break the chain, nothing will happen. But it’s just good to let someone know that you love them. :)
I’m not crying. you’re crying. REAL TALK THO follow this amazing Nat because you can basically read all of her threads with nat’s voice it’s insane.
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Tag a quality blog, You’re it! Quality doesn’t mean that you have a lot of followers, or a lot of messages. It means that you’re nice to other people, and you deserve to be happy. If you get this message, someone is telling you that they love you as you are, and they don’t care how many followers you have. if you want to, Send this to 15 blogs who deserve it. If you break the chain, nothing will happen. But it’s just good to let someone know that you love them. :)
Thank you thank you !!! This was one of the sweetest things to see you are the bomb.com && quality central tbh.
#notplayingcd#X. ANSWERED ASK#X. WHAT THE FLERK (the kayla chronicles)#( from the first Oedipus reference our fate was sealed )
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mine! AND HEY I'M NOT SATAN B|
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#gwenuinely#X. ANSWERED ASK#( eh that's debatable )#( okay so carol doesn't really know gwen all too well but I mean she met her SAVING people and being selfless#so carol would be like :-))))))))) eyyyyyy#then she'd research her and be like DOUBLE EYYYYY bc dayum this girl is smart )
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#notplayingcd#X. ANSWERED ASK#( OKAY carol really likes tony because he's a sarcastic lil shit just like her#plus he'll do the whole partner duo thing and they fight rE ALLY good together && its entertaining#but tony lost his cred when he said rhodey was a better pilot carols ready to thr OW HANDS#and yaknow go out for a street vendor hot dog with him but st ILL )
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#( shes either hella impressed or thinkin 'man I would ;) '#friendship goals )#killedbyvoldemort#X. ANSWERED ASK
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send me your url and i’ll post 3-5 icons that sum up my muse’s feelings on yours
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she was hope personified. & then she went with her unfailing faith.
#( its nice to know the dark lord satan enjoys blogging as much as the rest of us do :-)#hon ESTLY such a good writer tho#I could spend days on her blog#if there wasn't#yaknow#so much GWEN DEATH )#X. PROMO LOCO
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X. WHAT THE FLERK (the Kayla chronicles):
Kamala Kahn: *strokes a poster of Captain Marvel* Me: DID WE JUST BECOME BEST FRIENDS !!?!
#( real talk tho kamala and I would be fucking bffs man#we could swoon over carol together like#all the time#and then ya know#she'd go fuck up some bad guys while I golf clap and take score#real talk pt.2 I'd sell my house for a kamala )#X. WHAT THE FLERK (the kayla chronicles)
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you’re a GOOD COP, dad. you put on that badge and carry that gun because you know if you don’t someone who shouldn’t will. when i put on this mask, i only did it– because it freed me from responsibility. i thought i was special. and peter parker died because he tried to follow my example. i have to take responsibility for that. to make his death mean something. but i can’t do it in a jail cell. this mask is my badge now. if i don’t define what it means… monsters like this will.
this is where i’m needed most.
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' Alcohol and near-death situations, it's like you know the way to my heart. You know, as debatable as it's existence is.'

' Make it a double and I'll even tell you about how my cat is actually an alien. ----------- Well I guess that stories pretty self-explanatory but the double would just be greatly appreciated regardless, it just sounds better to negotiate. '

&&@planetpunched

“I’ll get the drinks in this once and you can tell me all your adventures.”
#akarcsourceful#V. THE IRONY OF CHOKING ON A LIFESAVER (main.)#YES OMG ITS BEAUTIFUL#tbh carol only has two interests#1) star wars#and 2) punching things so JJ is BASICALLY carols dream girl when it comes to fighting#I like to imagine they met kicking the same ass#maybe their own ass----we'll never know )
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' I just wanna say..... from the bottom of my heart..... ---------- yikes. '

#X. OPEN#V. TBD#( do you ever see a text post that is just so carol#that you think she'd probably get a tattoo of it tbh#carol 90% of the time: GET REKT#carol after that 90%: yikes )
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Nothing ever ends poetically. It ends and we turn it into poetry. All that blood was never once beautiful. It was just red.
Kait Rokowski (via written-on-polaroids)
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PSA: BOYCOTT GWENUINELY she is a menace to FEELINGS everywhere && is currently holding Gwen Stacy HOSTAGE as Gwen is not really dead.
>:-/
#( im v upset with you honestly#I saw your dying gwen posts and tbh I feel personally victimized
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#gwenuinely#X. WHAT THE FLERK (the kayla chronicles)#( hon ES TLY HOW DARE YOU#come into MY HOUSE#insult MY repressed feelings of Gwen stacy#its like youre TRYING to hurt me now )
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( @killedbyvoldemort )
' And then I said 'these aren't the droids you're looking for' , and not so much as a CHUCKLE passed their lips. Can you believe that !? I could've gotten my own late night show and a contract with comedy central featuring Harrison Ford as my co-host. I feel jipped. '

#X. STARTER#killedbyvoldemort#V. THE IRONY OF CHOKING ON A LIFESAVER (main.)#( okay but carol coming home and getting those well deserved laughs she was cheated on from whatever mission she returned from#'yeah well Dorcas thinks im hilarious!' )
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