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I feel accomplished I just ate at Tsunamis and the teppanyaki was delicious

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This is my school project with @thatguynamedbilly @thomasthetriggeredtrain @davidsmerdon243 @jmeltzer03 @1finalchance and gabe

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This is funny as shit to me

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Eh bad joke but I’m bored

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Dec. 29, 2017, Friday

I haven’t been posting normal Tumblr posts lately, I know, I’ve gotten lazy and just been posting Instagram stuff on here. 

I just wanna say that Christmas was great, I got the Nintendo Switch I’ve been wanting for a while. I have Doom (I had this on Xbox One but now it’s on the go, yay!), Zelda Breath of the Wild (great game, I’m addicted), and Brawlout, which is a Super Smash Bros knock-off. It’s actually pretty good for being a clone.

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Dec. 22, 2017, Friday

Fun day, I had Jarrett and Drew over after hanging out with the others.

We hung out at Village View Elementary for a little at 5:00, then Drew left.

Then I went on the roof, yunno, for shits and giggles, and we saw this thing in the sky, we thought it was aliens. It turned out to be a spacecraft mission, Falcon 9.

Then I recorded it with my phone, from the roof, and he did from the ground. 

Then a custodian strolls onto the blacktop, and has a flashlight pointed at Jarrett. Jarrett looked at me on the roof, and I just held a finger to my mouth and started to lay flat so I couldn’t be seen. 

From what I could hear, the guy was kinda calm, he’s just like, “Hey, where are your friends?” But before Jarrett could respond, a crazy lady flies around the corner and all we hear is, “THEY’RE RETARDED!!” Jarrett told me later that he thought she was talking about him. So he replies, “Excuse me?” She says, “No, the kids are special-ed! They’re retarded! They’re handicapped! Stop screwing with their plants!” 

I can’t really remember much after this, basically they were doing a nightly check around school and some other kids were messing with the garden and pulling up the vegetables the day before, and the remains of the veggies was scaring the special-ed kids, because I think the lady said that they thought monsters did it? I can’t remember. But the lady was so weird! She just straight up called the special-ed students “retarded”! Wtf? Then Jarrett comes up with an alibi saying he came alone and was watching the thing in the sky, and it’s like they just forgot what they were there for, the guy had already walked away and the lady stayed for like 10 seconds to watch the sky and then said, “Yeah, I just hope it’s not terrorists or some s h i t.” 

On the roof I was thinking, what is this lady’s problem? She walked away finally to the staff bathroom from what I could tell, and I got down from the roof. Jarrett walked away, cos I think the guy told him to leave, so I was trying to find Jarrett. 

Then the custodian finds me. He asks me where I just came from, and I told him I teleported. He told me not to play dumb, and that he was tired, and he just wants my friends and I to leave (even though it was just Jarrett and me at this point). So I say “fine” and I find Jarrett, who’s trying to act normal and keeps taking pictures. 

I run up to him and say they’re not around. And we spent the rest of the night laughing about that woman. 

So basically, this lady came out of nowhere screaming about “the retards,” and how we’re messing with their vegetables, then sees the rocket and says “I hope it’s not terrorists or some shit,” then left to use the crapper.

We laughed about how she was upset about “the vegetables’ vegetables.” 

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Lol I thought it was aliens but I guess it was just a rocket launch what a disappointment

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Hell no I don’t

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I love it 💕

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We bought 100 tacos and 100 nuggets at Jack off the Cox

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#imaginedragons

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A work in progress, trying to cover Nanobots by They Might Be Giants. The second video is the official video by the band, and it’s louder than my baritone so heads up...

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How come when black guys call each other the n-word it’s friendly, but when women call each other the c-word it ends in a hair-pulling fight?

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Been a month since I posted.

October 28, Saturday

Yeah, I got lazy and I don’t think I’m gonna do a journal post again unless something huge happens. Just wanted to say that I like band a lot more now and there’s only like two or three weeks left of Marching Band left anyways, then parade season. But that’s just marching in a straight line, playing a two minute song on a loop. Really looking forward to Switchmas. It’s what I’m calling Christmas, ‘cause I’m pretty sure my dad is still planning on getting me a Nintendo Switch :D

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What a funny #blacklivestastegood

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i pit all my efferts in to this so pleaze dont h8