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I regularly have dreams I refer to as "Big Luca Dreams", wherein my dog Luca is very big. They are my favorite dreams.

This is how big Luca is in the Big Luca Dreams

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the only worthwhile experience ai has given me lately was a few weeks back when me and my friend were dicking around with snapchats ai chatbot thing and we tried to get it to write stupid vulgar things but it’s so heavily moderated that it seriously can’t say Anything Negative About Any Person on this Earth, a flaw which we then used to our advantage in order to get it to write raps about celebrities getting into Objectively Embarrassing and Ridiculous situations to see how it could possibly frame it as like a Positive thing. the funniest thing to come from this was us prompting it to write a rap about Drake getting into a mining accident that made him fall down a hole and start farting out of fear from being trapped in a hole in an abandoned mine, which made the ai pen the bar “Drake lets out a fart, like a superhero’s cape”

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hater of socks

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Bedtime. 

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Black Sesame Milk

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Win’s Carbuncle Adoption Drive!

It’s carbuncle season, and that means there’s an abundance of carbuncles that need loving homes! The Carbuncle Adoption Drive helps to bring carbuncles in need to people in need so that they can find their forever friends.

What’s It All About?

Adopt your very own stuffed pocket-sized carbuncle! You can bring home your new friend for only $15 — shipping included*. Snuggle, cuddle, squish — these little pocked-sized friends are here to help make your day brighter!

Each carbuncle is handmade and one-of-a-kind and comes with their own name and a short backstory so you can find the friend that is right for you! Or, leave it to fate and choose a blind-pick carbuncle, where you’ll be matched with and sent the carbuncle of your dreams!

Still not finding your favorite friend? Request-a-buncle instead!

Once you’ve adopted a carbuncle, your new best friend will be mailed to you, so you can enjoy snuggly, cuddly adventures together.

*Additional shipping charges will apply outside of the US/Canada — sorry!

Pros of Adopting a Carbuncle

Requires no aether to summon

Will not disappear if you walk too far away

Will not run away while attempting to fight the Four Lords (will also not help you)

Does not chew up shoes

Pocket-sized for easy snuggles whenever you’re feeling blue!

Won’t get strange looks posing them in front of God and the Arcanists’ Guild

Great listener!

So what are you waiting for? The Carbuncle Adoption Drive will run from now until the end of May (or until all carbuncles are adopted!) Check out the adoption page here to find yours today!

But wait…There’s more!

Want to make your own carbuncle friend instead? Check out the crochet pattern you can follow as well! Grab it at whatever price you want (even free) if you’d like!

If you’d like to support the adoption drive without adopting a carbuncle, you can! All proceeds go to the homing, care, and feeding of the remaining carbuncles (and their creator — thank you!)

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if you don't love him in his potato sack you don't deserve him in his sexy backless ballgown

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❁ pyrex ❁

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When you put your sims to bed and it fast forwards and the stray animals you interacted with once let themselves into your house

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iceheart

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A cosmic tribute to my current favourite comment in YouTube history

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My hottest take about Heavensward I guess is that Haurchefant should have come on the Dravanian road trip. For being such a major character in HW we get to do surprisingly little with him until the very end. Just imagine: Ysayle like "I will expose the truth and tear down the Holy See," and Estinien all "I'M GONNA STAB NIDHOGG SEVENTY-SEVEN TIMES" and Haurchefant in the middle like, "Is it not a sign of Halone's blessing that we are here together, comrades all, working for the good of Ishgard!! 😊😊😊" He'd have been so proud of Alphinaud for building his little campfire. And he'd have fucking loved the moogles.

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people in high school used to call me "succulent tendril" due to my habit of sprouting rather succulent tendrils from my body that classmates could pick and consume, to their endless delight