reblog to explode a landlord
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a bird i saw who saw me
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little pumpkin thief
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“Why did you follow this person ? uwu”
I’ve been here for fourteen years, do you think I remember? I don’t know who any of these people are anymore. I don’t know why they’re on my dash. I allow them to stay because they haven’t pissed me off enough to unfollow them yet. “Why did you follow this person?” I’m not sure I ever did. They’re just part of my ecosystem now.
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the way I've not seen NEARLY as many posts or memes about the second assassination attempt is so fucking funny like yeah just wake us up when someone succeeds
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jesus fuck, this article
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September is Bisexuality Visibility Month. Please be on the lookout for bisexual people when crossing the street, as we can go both ways.
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when the objectively bad person has traumatic and honestly reasonable reasons for why theyre like that but it doesnt excuse their actions and only serves to make them more tragic as a character
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when will we stop pretending?
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I'm deficient in vitamins you've never even heard of.
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garf :3 💜💙
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