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I give you... FERRET FURBIES!!
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[Man 1: (singing) One last time. Did you just... flick my hand away from your hand? It just like registered like three seconds later. Why did you do that? You didn’t want the Hydrangeas to see? They’re homophobic ya know. That’s why they’re not blooming as well.
They’re spewing hate. So they’re not... blooming. That’s how that works by the way. If you spew hate you don’t bloom, as a human. So you can tell when someone’s unhappy and they’re causing pain to someone else, you’re just a flower who’s not blooming and you’re mad you’re not blooming.
But it’s because you’re mad at the other person. So just stop being mad at the other person and focus on your blooming. Focus. On. Your blooming! (laugh) They’re really not doing so well.
Man 2: And that’s because they’re homophobic?
Man 1: Or the soil.]
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not to be fake deep but like average poor kids deserve affordable higher education too lmao. we shouldn’t be expected to get a perfect ACT, work 40 hours a week, do another 20 hours of extra circulars, be on the honor roll, take only AP classes, have a 4.5 GPA just to have a CHANCE at being able to afford college. esp when avrage rich kids can go wherever the fuck they want with a subpar GPA and test scores.
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“Well, if you’re black and you don’t agree to hate white people then you must not really be bl-”
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i’m only allowed 12 more seconds of video to post today so i thought i’d use those seconds wisely. also, where the FUCK ARE THEIR OSCARS?
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@stuffuluffies
imagine a silvally who was raised by littens,,,, doin little cat things like just plopping down on ur face when ur trying to sleep n sitting in a loaf in boxes
oh cute….
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