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Lmao my brain finally is unlocking how to draw this dumbass
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Why are there like 5 daily chores where if you skip them for 2 days your life becomes a time based psychological thriller after
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Stranger: do you like men or women
Me: My position on the matter is known
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weird how no one ever comments on the absence of smells unprompted. the nose just isn't a topic of conversation unless it's urgent huh
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cumming is good but i kinda wish we didnt have war
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new better call saul spin-off: a demolition crew in albuquerque is destroying the ground of the old meth lab seeking the legendary heisenberg’s treasure. they find an old ornate coffin at the bottom of it, with the words ‘LALO’ engraved on it. noting that it’s locked from inside, they decide to open it as the sun is about to set…
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