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hurricane helene is being described as catastrophic and deadly. it is rapidly intensifying and expected to have major, widespread, life-threatening effects across the southeastern and eastern united states. it is expected to make landfall as a category 4.

if you live anywhere near this storm's path, take it VERY seriously.

make a plan, follow that plan, stay safe, stay alive. check on those around you. make sure you have some way to get weather alerts if your power goes out.

DO NOT WAIT UNTIL THE LAST MINUTE TO GET TO SAFETY!

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House M.D. —2.18, Sleeping Dogs Lie

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the perfect way to serve up hints of sprite, gronk, and the back half of a cigarette

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“i asked chatgpt-” ohhh ok so nothing you are about to say matters at all

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if one more person comments on my "we need to keep payphones/public phones" post with "what we need are free phone charging stations and wifi hotspots, like in new york!" i am going to lose my mind. what do you people not understand about "not everyone has a smartphone" and "phones can break". how are these new concepts.

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ppl are rlly trying to defend being on your phone during a movie in the theater what is going on

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Share to save someone with nut allergies a hospital trip hoooly shit

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show of all times

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I really don't care if Miley Cyrus smoked a bong. She's 18? She can live her own life...

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its so crazy how starburst gets away with marketing how "juicy" starbursts are but like thats just your spit. thats saliva

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honestly amazed that the US has, in the last few months alone, managed to develop a form of centrist terrorism where people with the least extremist views known to man are poorly attempting to assassinate politicians

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this is from two years ago and i realized ive never posted it anywhere

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Most people don’t understand how easy and common it is to develop psychotic symptoms or that everyone literally everyone has the capacity to experience psychosis

In fact if you’ve ever been sleep deprived including being able to sleep in shorter bursts but unable to get several REM cycles or you use substances to cause sedation rather than sleep you’ve likely experienced mild hallucinations already

They’re called disturbances. The things like thinking you heard someone call your name, feeling crawling sensation on your skin briefly, seeing things move in your peripheral but nothings there when you look.

This is (one of the reasons) why I really hate the “I’m [anxious/ADHD/depressed/etc.] not crazy!” The divide you draw between yourself and people with psychosis and psychotic symptoms only serves to harm. Not only those you alienate but also yourself. Because you have no guarantee that you will not join us one day.

We are all several nights of poor or no sleep and several bad things away from psychosis. It serves no one to be ignorant of it.

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was your first phone a flip phone?

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Back in 2017 I signed up for one of the Cards Against Humanity sillies and did their Cards Against Humanity Saves America. Basically they were like fuck Tr*mp and his border wall and used the funds from the campaign to buy land and to make all 150,000 contributors part owners of said land across the US/Mexico border.

It was fun and silly and I got a little certificate.

Today I got an email that Elon Musk illegally annexed that land for SpaceX and that CAH are suing him over it. So possibly I’ll get like $100 if they manage to win a lawsuit and stick it to Musk. It’s like even more bang for my original buck.