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tell the chef i said yum dot com

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Somewhere trapped in the PS2 loading screen

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I can tell if a bug has a troubled past

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the left testicle is for logic and forward thinking and the right testicle is for creativity and art

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they don't cast the doctor, you just get a letter in the post that you're gonna play the part, it's like jury duty in the uk

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Most pertinent fact about Asia

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How to stop wanting anything tutorial easy

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How it feels to be autistic and work customer service

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The Weeping Angels are really scary until you realize if any organism sees them they are fucked so they get hard countered by geckos, who don't blink and can see in the dark. If the Doctor strapped like two geckos onto him he'd be fine.

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LMFSOODGSHFHDHXGXFGGD

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if you're in the throes of cosmic despair i cannot recommend museums enough. art or science or history it doesn't matter. oh we're all connected, all of us and everything, throughout all time and space, and no one, no one, no one is alone? awesome. that's what i thought i just wanted to make sure.

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the years have made me weird and strange to talk to. but still i must post

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youve heard of 'california sober'.. get ready for 'portland monogamous'

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can i have a cigarette?