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interrogator: say it

me, tied to a chair: i'm not saying shit

interrogator: *slaps me* say love triangles are interesting and add to the narrative. SAY IT.

me: *spits on their face* fuck you

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Yes, all men must die …

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I wanted to have a go at a female vashoth/qunari inquisitor.

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Playing around with a friend and he jacked my bad shoulder on accident. Now I’m laying in bed with my heat pack and a bunch of ibuprofen in my system and praying tomorrow it feels better.

By the way, hi. I’m alive!

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cullen + personality types (insp.)

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Please don’t take your pets for granted. Even if you’re frustrated that your dog has been barking all day or your bird has been screaming for attention, remember you are all they have in this world. Give your fish that extra water change. Give your dog or cat that tummy rub they’ve been begging for. Chop up some fresh fruit as a treat for your rodents or reptiles. Just spend some time with them. Be compassionate to your animals. They are living creatures that are alive simply because you wish them to be. They may only be a small part in your life, but to them, you are their everything.

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You thought I’d forgotten about Velanna, didn’t you.

The elves yoga au sketch grand finale! Boy, this was pretty fun actually.

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what the FUCK is wrong with the inquisition advisors

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inquisitor: where's my mabari

inquisitor: the hero of fereldan has one

inquisitor: the champion of kirkwall has one

inquisitor: i want my dog

advisors: inquisitor, it's 4 am did you really call a war table meeting for this

inquisitor: my dog man

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pillow forts? pillow forts!!!!!!!!

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Think about it though:

Dalish elves living in caves, using their superior night vision to get around. Scaring the living daylights out of any bandits that try to move in. The caves are filled with glowing eyes, they’re haunted.

Dalish elves living in the deserts of Tevinter, Nevarra, Antiva, The Anderfels, moving only at night on their Aravels. The tracks get washed away in the night, and they leave almost no trace. Merchant caravans tell stories of strange clouds floating and silhouetted against the top of dunes under the full moon.

Dalish elves living among frozen peaks, clad in camouflaged furs and hunting with griffons and bows, not knowing their mounts are supposed to be extinct.

Dalish elves living in tropical forests, spending their whole lives among the trees, feet never touching the ground. 

Dalish elves living in the wild corners of Thedas, The Tirashan Forest, The Gamordan Peaks, The Donarks, The Wandering Hills; only hearing about humans in their histories and stories. 

Dalish elves living in the halls of their ancestors, reclaiming what once was theirs one broken stone at a time.

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You said that…

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An open note to readers of fanfic

Sometimes I stare at the computer screen when the words don’t want to come and I think, “Fuck, who am I kidding? This is terrible writing, and this story is shit, and no one cares, anyway.”  And I close the window and go do something else.

But every now and then I get an amazing, heartfelt, beautiful comment from someone who loved something I wrote, and it reminds me that, at least for that one person, I did write something worthwhile. And so I open the window again and I write one sentence, and then another, and then I start to find my way again.

So on behalf of all fanfic writers everywhere, I want to say thank you, thank you so much, to all of the readers who take the time to leave a comment and tell us that something we wrote mattered to you, that it brightened your day or made you laugh or cry or get horny or whatever.

Please don’t think we’re ever bothered by your comment, or that we don’t want to hear it, or that what you have to say isn’t important enough. It means so, so much. And on some days, it’s what keeps us going.

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Heartwarming before-and-after photos show the difference a day of love makes in the life of a rescued pet.

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The past is important, to you and to all of us. We must know it to move forward.

—Merrill: Dragon Age II

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merrill taught him that trick