𝘆𝗼𝘂 𝘁𝗼𝗼𝗸 𝗺𝗮𝘁𝘁𝗲𝗿𝘀 𝗶𝗻𝘁𝗼 𝘆𝗼𝘂𝗿 𝗼𝘄𝗻 𝗵𝗮𝗻𝗱𝘀?𝘺𝘦𝘢𝘩. yes, i did ... ᵇᵘᵗ ᵗʰᵉʸ ˢᵉʷᵉᵈ ʰⁱˢ ⁿᵒˢᵉ ᵇᵃᶜᵏ ᵒⁿ.
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#〈 🔪 〉 : sold my soul to the calling – visage.#i need to figure out how to download this movie cause this is screaming max
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spotify wrapped has arrived. send me a number from 1-100 for a starter based on that song, or a lyric from it, or send a 🎁 for me to shuffle.
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you know what they say about insanity??? it’s me repeatedly clicking through the same five screencaps thinking maybe this time i’ll finally understand what the fuck max’s forearm tattoo is supposed to be
#〈 🔪 〉 : you've ratted your last tatouille – ooc.#i want to make a post about all his tattoos but i don’t want to post it until i know what ALL of them are#and i’m pretty sure i’ve got them all accounted for–#except for the biggest one on his right forearm and its driving me NUTS!!!!
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MAX LUCIANI + THE LANGHAM FAMILY.
#〈 🔪 〉 : sold my soul to the calling – visage.#〈 🔪 〉 : the heat‚ the pressure‚ the violence – aes.#〈 🔪 〉 : we do what we do and we do it together – the langham family.#max making everyone smile and laugh is my roman empire#that’s his family 🥺💙
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thinking about how much of a menace the trio of adam, max and anne marie were in paris
#〈 🔪 〉 : you've ratted your last tatouille – ooc.#can you believe that out of those three /max/ would have been the most responsible one#???? like what#he’d have been very happy go lucky and indulgent in their shit#but ultimately a little more in control of himself i think#like considering the amount of drug use in professional kitchens it’s canon they’d all get fucked up together#but max at least had the brains to say no to genuine hard shit like heroin
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that scene from the bear where sydney and marcus are like “i found josh smoking crack in the alley. he said it makes him kick so much ass” “i mean that just can’t be true” but it’s max and tony talking about adam re: paris
#〈 🔪 〉 : you've ratted your last tatouille – ooc.#adam ily but you were a fucking mess#anyway i’m never not thinking about the paris gang before everything went to shit#i want a movie about those years specifically
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i’ve decided to split max’s london verse into two separate verses because i really want to add a verse specifically set after paris but before his arrest– when he’s working in some second-rate ( for him, anyway, considering he did just come from jean-luc’s ) restaurant in london and trying to deal with the still-fresh fallout of paris.
#〈 🔪 〉 : you've ratted your last tatouille – ooc.#he’s angry and depressed and in various stages of withdrawl and relapse that doesn’t really end until his arrest#it’s all just a powderkeg waiting for one truly terrible moment to set it off#and it does.#the spark comes in the form of an incompetent chef that makes a mistake that would have had him flayed alive in paris#and maybe max could understand it happening once– but it happens three times#the powderkeg explodes.#and he takes the next three years to collect and rebuild. the same as adam.#ANYWAY. this is just a longwinded way of saying i’m adding a verse for anyone who might want to interact with an especially broken max :)))
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i’ve tweaked max’s card a bit and updated my mains to include evie’s sharon ( @thirt13n ) and nika’s adam ( @burnedup ) because they’re the most important ppl in max’s life and i figured it was about time i did smth about it 🥺💕
#〈 🔪 〉 : you've ratted your last tatouille – ooc.#anyway excuse me while i clear away the cobwebs here and get the max brainrot going again <33
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max’s introduction scene establishes him as someone with a temper. however, max also says it took three fuck-ups before he snapped- so while he does have a violent kind of anger, his patience has a long fuse and it can take a while to get to that explosion. which is interesting when you hold it up to adam’s anger, which is a flash in the pan. it burns hot and bright for a short period and then its over. he puts it behind him and he moves on.
max holds it together when adam starts yelling during their failed opening. he says nothing when helene quits. the thing that finally makes him snap? michel’s betrayal. adam is the one who shuts down and max is the one who explodes, throwing equipment at the wall. giving in to the violent impulse. breaking things. i don’t have an ending here but i just needed to point out how they are literally each other’s yin and yang. they balance each other out.
#〈 🔪 〉 : you took matters into your own hands – about.#〈 🔪 〉 : lead us to places we wouldn't otherwise go – adam jones.#i care them so much you guys
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hi im adore u, ur the best
NIKA MY BELOVED <33333
everyone stop what your doing and go follow nika’s adam rn or we can’t be friends im sorry that’s just how it goes adam and max are a package deal now i’m so fucking excited aaaaAAAAA
#〈 🔪 〉 : you've ratted your last tatouille – ooc.#fate brought us back together and we’re about to make it everyones problem :)
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crazy how my favorite two scenes from burnt aren’t even actually in the movie lmao. in one deleted scene, the chefs want to drug an enemy food critic with a dressing made from max’s weed ( and adam only decides against it because it would leave a bitter aftertaste that wouldn’t fit the meal ) and in another, adam stands up for one of the waitstaff who got yelled at by a douchey customer.
#〈 🔪 〉 : you've ratted your last tatouille – ooc.#i can understand the first one getting axed but the second is actually a REALLY good show of character for adam#the whole movie is about his redemption!!! about him growing as a person and connecting with people!!#why cut one of the only scenes that show hey! he actually isn’t a complete asshole!
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max whenever adam goes on one of his “i want to make food so good it makes people stop eating” monologues
#〈 🔪 〉 : you've ratted your last tatouille – ooc.#like adam can be a Lot and max will be the first to admit it but?????#he respects adam so much#like SO MUCH#he’s learned more from him while working at jean luc’s than he did anywhere else#that’s his bestie fr !!!!!
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#〈 🔪 〉 : say something dangerous like i love you – thirt13n.#there is DEFINITELY some hand swatting going on in the first gif so it’s valid !#this is exactly what they do every time one of them cooks for the other#constant taste tests and getting away with it by looking cute 🥰
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“…food and love - which is of course the same thing.”
Daniel J. Miller, “The Touch of Love - It Is Everything” / this post / “Joe Pera Shows You How To Pack A Lunch Box” (2020) / a text from my sister / A. A. Milne / @chennai-expression / Chef (2014) dir. Jon Favreau / Sam Sifton, “What to Cook Right Now” (New York Times) / Alan Alda
#〈 🔪 〉 : the heat‚ the pressure‚ the violence – aes.#〈 🔪 〉 : you took matters into your own hands – about.#food as a love language will never not slap
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the way max was fussing over adam alongside tony and helene ( the two people who are canonically in love with him ) after he was found bruised and bleeding???? he fucking loves that idiot SO MUCH. that’s his best friend. his sweet cheese. his goodtime boy.
#〈 🔪 〉 : you've ratted your last tatouille – ooc.#i want to talk AT LENGTH about their relationship but the hyperfixation is too fresh all my thoughts just come out one long scream#but BELIEVE ME#adam is so important to me and max#we love him just as much as we want to strangle him :)
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max is the bf who cooks while his partner looks cute sitting on the counter
#〈 🔪 〉 : you've ratted your last tatouille – ooc.#until his partner gets annoyed with how intense he gets and leaves him to watch tv until he’s done
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