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The Jill we could have had if capcom weren’t cowards and losers 😔

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Screenshot commission from Hot Fuzz, for @newrulesnewlife ! 

but I changed everything to fit Control. The glasses had to stay of course.

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Art from a few years back of Sakura and Hina but theyre furries. Based on suggestions from a friend!!

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while they share a similar base flavor, dick tastes more umami while pussy tastes more acidic, though recent menstruation conveys an overwhelming metallic flavor that some diners object to (though i am not one of them). recommended wine pairings are

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i been gamin’

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🪽 Falin and Marcille attempt to do the "face squish meme" circling around on twitter, but it looks like something got lost in translation...(or Marcille read another untrustworthy book)

(ID: A closeup of a plus sized Falin's torso, wearing her cleric robes and uniform. Grabbing the stomach is a shaking hand, bunching up the cloth of the shirt. A text bubble from a doubtful Falin reads: "Marcille, are you sure we're doing this right...? Your face is so red..." A text bubble from a furiously blushing Marcille reads: "O-OF COURSE! T-This is what the b-book said!" END ID)

No text bubble version and link to twitter meme base under cut:

🪽 Honestly this has been an extremely fun exercise in learning how fabric folds and shapes on a body. Can you believe we still haven't hit double digits on digital art pieces??? (;; ︶v︶) - Falin

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Video of me trying to write the number 3 in professor layton game for 1 minute

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my brother sent me this photo of his cat and i’m gonna lose my mind. he looks like a kingdom hearts character 

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i LOVE pictures of all the rainbow rocket leaders standing next to each other because it always just looks like this

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Mental health meme, villains edition.

Wasn't sure which I preferred. Rose's placement for messing with the most eldritch-y of Legendaries (or, alternatively, Cyrus for summoning gods), and Lusamine's actually stems from a scene in the anime (where she's not a villain, but was too fitting to pass up):

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listen buddy, i know magritte. that isn't my dad threatening to hit me, it's just a picture of my dad threatening to hit me

When a therapist tries to do the Rorschach test on me I'm like babe, that's just paper lol. I know that's not a real bloodied murdered dead body, like.

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I lost The Game

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I think I am the way I am partially because my first ever big video game with a story was Super Paper Mario. The narrative is kickass but honestly more than anything I haven't seen many examples that come close to how visually coherent Super Paper Mario is. The amount of geometric shapes in the art direction of the game really drives home how many characters could only exist in 2D, which really drives home the ability to swap to 3D!!!! It's so cool!!! and all the weird equations in the sky and the bizarre (even for Mario standards) enemy designs and the way each world seems to have a unique pattern to the way the world layout is stylized.....its absolutely incredible

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Easter egg for office workers: if you go onto Excel and press ctrl+left, then ctrl+down, you will reach cell XFD1048576. If you put a dot in there, then ctrl+A and fill every cell in black, you can then print 34 million black pages from your office printer and get fired