platypus-whit-boots
platypus-whit-boots
We're dead and we love it
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me joking and suffering, and y'all doing it with me.
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platypus-whit-boots · 11 days ago
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updates, people, updates.
i passed all my exams (two with good grades, the others not so much but still passable).
tryed to play Assassasin's Creed to de-stress.
discovered that im shit at this kind of games.
decided to return the game so somebody else can enjoy it.
im more of a builder, and i've being eyeing minecraft or animal crossing.
as a treat.
i still think that the one twink guy who is an ass needs some dick
So, let's recap how today went.
I woke up feeling like shit (already to a great start)
Zoned out for, I think, 20 or so minutes
Got in the car with my mother so she could drop me off at my apartment
Realized with my mom's help that I need to give four classes instead of three if I want to request for scholarship for next year.
Had a meltdown in my apartment (thant God my roommates weren't home) because of how unready I am (half a lie, almost all of them are ready, just need to do some adjustments), my undiagnosed ADHD having stopped me from finishing anything
Started cleaning the kitchen (it's meditating doing it when people don't tell you to clean WHILE YOU ARE ALREADY CLEANING)
Ended up rotting in my bed while watching (yet again for the fourth time) the whole series of gameplay Zanny made of Kingdom come deliverance 1 and 2 for a couple of hours.
Now, at 16:31, I am currently in front of my PC after I registered on Harvard EdX for two courses that have nothing to do with what I study.
So yeah, a productive day all around
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platypus-whit-boots · 26 days ago
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Either you're frolicking in this field with me or you're frolicking in this field against me.
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platypus-whit-boots · 26 days ago
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You’re not depressed. You just need $250,000 in your bank account.
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platypus-whit-boots · 26 days ago
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bought assassin's creed: the ezio collection for switch light
started playing assassin's creed II
the controlling mecanism are their own challenge (i never really played games other than pokemon on ds, pc and minecraft on my tablet)
I think Shaun Hastings has the personality of a frustrated power bottom that has to deal with a chaotic Bi idiot far too many times
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platypus-whit-boots · 1 month ago
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Yup
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platypus-whit-boots · 1 month ago
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So, let's recap how today went.
I woke up feeling like shit (already to a great start)
Zoned out for, I think, 20 or so minutes
Got in the car with my mother so she could drop me off at my apartment
Realized with my mom's help that I need to give four classes instead of three if I want to request for scholarship for next year.
Had a meltdown in my apartment (thant God my roommates weren't home) because of how unready I am (half a lie, almost all of them are ready, just need to do some adjustments), my undiagnosed ADHD having stopped me from finishing anything
Started cleaning the kitchen (it's meditating doing it when people don't tell you to clean WHILE YOU ARE ALREADY CLEANING)
Ended up rotting in my bed while watching (yet again for the fourth time) the whole series of gameplay Zanny made of Kingdom come deliverance 1 and 2 for a couple of hours.
Now, at 16:31, I am currently in front of my PC after I registered on Harvard EdX for two courses that have nothing to do with what I study.
So yeah, a productive day all around
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platypus-whit-boots · 1 month ago
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*Confused Italian noise*
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I’m gonna commit violent crimes 🔪
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platypus-whit-boots · 1 month ago
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I did that. Some of my exams are all made with a hot pink gel pen because it was the only pen I remembered to keep in my backpack
garcia, signing a legal document in glitter gel pen:
strauss: garcia-
hotch: leave her be.
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platypus-whit-boots · 1 month ago
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New head canon: Chris is a changeling, and started to mimic Buck's appearance because he instinctually saw him as his other parent
You’re telling me Clifford the big, beefy bisexual isn’t his biological father
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platypus-whit-boots · 1 month ago
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Practice safe living folks!
Buck: It's like life keeps fucking me and I can’t remember the safeword
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platypus-whit-boots · 2 months ago
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This. Let's do this.
Please
Chim: How do you guys feel about grave robbing?
Ravi: Are you ok?
Eddie: Do I need to call Frank for an emergency session?
Hen: It's too early for your Halloween costume method acting.
Buck: Why do you ask, Chim?
Chim: Remember the rat I got from the lab? Well it died.
Hen: And you want us to dig up their grave in your backyard?
Chim: I want us to dig up Bobby because the rat somehow is alive again.
Eddie: Are you sure it's the same rat?
Hen: Maybe Maddie got a new one, so Jee wouldn't notice?
Chim: It has the same number on its ear, it's the same rat. So grave robbing?
Buck: You should've led with Bobby being alive, Howard! Yes, let's go grave robbing.
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platypus-whit-boots · 3 months ago
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Do you guys know what I would love?
A 9-1-1 book series.
A full blown book series with multiple chapters for each episode (two to three chapters) . Hundreds upon hundreds of pages about how the family we have seen form been described by the characters themselves, how they saw each other and thought "oh, it's you". With at the end of each book a series of photos from the set, with small little comments from the crew about working all together.
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platypus-whit-boots · 3 months ago
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I like to cheat in Monopoly, but not in a normal way.
Like.
I would make contracts. Full blown contracts before the game, with blank spots for names and the amount of money I am landing them.
With hidden clousule(?) that made them in depth with me through out the game.
then when somebody during the game is in a stitch, I would take this contracts out of my backpack like I was the devil's lawyer.
I can't do this anymore, people learned.
And my mom reminds me before every game that contracts are prohibited.
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platypus-whit-boots · 3 months ago
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This. I feel this to a spiritual, molecular and intellectual level
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This counts as vent art.
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platypus-whit-boots · 4 months ago
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Guys I'm getting scared
JUST WATCHED THE 911 EP I WANT YALL TO TAKE A GUESS AT HOW IM FEELING
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
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platypus-whit-boots · 4 months ago
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I still haven't gotten a chance to watch it (I'm in Europe) but I'm starting to get scared
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no context reaction to 8x09
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platypus-whit-boots · 5 months ago
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fuck it 911 characters smash or pass. spin the wheel
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