playablezelda

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I thought you liked catholics?

That’s a fetish. Good for roleplay but not earnestly irl. I like their horny art. But ultimately the Catholic Church is an enemy of humanity.

[playablezelda]

as a disabled ‘woman’ i am judging you so fucking hard if you prefer oushi over itsuomi as a love interest in sign of affection

like not as a joke i am seriously and legitimately judging you if you prefer the rude asshole who has spent his entire life manic pixie dream infantilizing her over the guy who wants her to learn and grow and travel the world with him

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why is it that the more i block baby gays on tiktok shit talking trans masc slash trans male slash he/him lesbians i get MORE videos of baby gays shoving their feet so far down their own throats they are shittin’ ‘em back out

i hate that on social media sites these days ANY attention seems to feed the algo, even if the ‘attention’ is me clicking the block button

anyway i love trans masc lesbians and trans man lesbians and he/him lesbians and trans fem lesbians and trans woman lesbians and all good faith queer identities 💖💖💖

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stories is an animal. theyve got bones and meat and connective tissue. they bleed when u bite them. u bleed when they bite you

[playablezelda]

i know we all hate the circus case in justice for all but can we at least agree ‘the lion was sneezing’ is one of The classic bat shit ace attorney reveals

[playablezelda]

One thing about Van Gogh that people don't talk about is how brilliantly he uses texture in his artwork. The way he uses oil paint is so three dimensional, and he's so aware of it and uses it to his full advantage to add depth and texture. It's not as obvious in photographs or digital versions of his paintings, which is a damn shame because once you see them in person you realize how much it adds to them. There's one in the Van Gogh museum in Amsterdam called The Sower with a tree cutting through the foreground, and the majority of the trunk is one flat stroke of paint, ending with a knot in the trunk made bulbous by the end of a brush stroke that was never smoothed out. One of his paintings in the Met, Wheat Field With Cypresses, has the brush strokes very choppy on the top of the wheat, but smooth and almost textureless on the stalks. It's one of the things that I think really separates him from the other artists of the period.

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[playablezelda]

some folks get really up in arms about people pointing out potential and/or (imo) extremely obvious homestuck refs in deltarune and like i can kinda see where some of them are coming from w not wanting to like compare all of toby’s original work to something he worked on but also like

homestuck and undertale and deltarune are all Reference Machines as pieces of media. also deltarune specifically has a fair amount in common thematically with homestuck and also a lot of the visual gags are, to me, extremely reminiscent of a lot of homestuck’s visual gags. they share a language at the very least.

also i’m sorry none of yall are ever convincing me that queen is not just mom lalonde

literally the same silhouette, the martini glasses, the leet speak connecting queen to roxy who Is mom, the unhinged and misguided parental behavior, etc

stop being embarrassed about deltarune coming from something as cringe as homestuck i promise people think u are just as embarrassing rn

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[playablezelda]

yall ever see someone put two characters in an au and it makes u wonder if they ever bothered with Either source material

[playablezelda]

How does tumblr feel about Primrose

(edit: some folks are asking if this is taxidermy. This is a real living dog, I promise)

[playablezelda]

i loved this arc

[playablezelda]

phoenix/mia shippers are gods bravest soldiers i know yall are out there

[playablezelda]

Being demisexual and bi is funny to me. Anyone can hit it but you must suffer The Gauntlet first

[playablezelda]

everything i see from the botw/totk voice notes that reveals zelda is in fact a little freak (i knew this already obvs) is really shoring up my firm opinion that botw/totk zelink is Not enemies to friends to lovers but it in fact friends to enemies (one sided) to friends to lovers

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Big fan of romances that revolve around two very strange individuals weirdo maxxing together