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[player-one-elliot]

Hey! I know how to dance! I memorized all of the Fortnite ones before I came into the Villa. My subscribers voted on which ones I would need to use during the heartrate challenge.

Heart rate challenge

@rebelrayne come get your man

@player-one-elliot lol

[player-one-elliot]

I'm such a huge fan of yours, I watched every single one of your streams and I even have a shirt with your head on it in which I sleep in every night. If only you'd open your eyes and break up with my sis-, I mean with the MC with whom I'm totally not related to then I could make you so happy.

Amelia? Is that you?

I'm sorry. I just don't see you that way. No hard feelings?

[player-one-elliot]

P- painful?

Angsty friends to lovers? What?

One-sided pining?!

This does not sound good for me.

Read on AO3 | Elliot Villa Rewrite

Elliot settles himself back into the stool, hands flat down on his thighs. “I’m ready to settle down, find the person I’m supposed to spend my life with. I love a girl with a gorgeous smile and brown hair, but also someone with a bit of a mischievous side to her. I’m not afraid to shake things up in here. I came to find the right one for me and if I have to step on some toes to do that, then so be it. Losing isn’t an option.” He readjusts his glasses and shakes his wrists, as if to loosen himself up. “If I had to pick based on what I know about the girls in the Villa so far, I’d have to say Nat is the most my type. I’ve heard her quote Star Wars a few times and I’m hoping she’ll be the Han Solo to my Leia. Wait…” he pauses, his eyes glancing up at the ceiling a moment as he tilts his head, “No– Well..." He nestles his chin between his thumb and index finger. "I’d wear the slave costume if she asked me to.” He laughs, his cheeks rosy. “Sorry, I’m punching with her, I know.” He looks down at his lap as he composes himself then glances back up with the camera, moving his shoulders up lazily. “I’m ready to get in there already! Let the games begin.”

a/n: if you're looking for this to be the sweet, easy route that the game gave you... you will be disappointed. there shall be pain, there shall be angst. this is a complete overhaul- added challenges, scenes and a different timeline. there will be multiple pov, including elliot and nat (the oc), plus amelia, ryan, grace, and whoever i'm feeling at the moment. so i give you: the painful, angsty friends-to-lovers, one-sided pining route fusebox should have given for elliot.

[player-one-elliot]

I know we’re all dying to know what the bombshells and casa amour Islanders wrote on their applications so here’s mine!

What about the other lads? @roberto-the-pilot​ @pussycat-lover-vet-andy​ @third-eye-francis​ @thehottwin-marshall​ and maybe any leaked applications for anyone who isn’t here? blank one is under the cut

[player-one-elliot]

Um, excuse me?

I exist in a lot of the games still, y’know.

Saw this in another fandom and thought it was adorable so:

Saying 'Hi Barbie' to the S6 boys

Andy

MC: "Hi Barbie!" Andy [in head to toe pink, holding nine puppies]: "Hi Barbie!"

Francis

MC: "Hi Barbie!" Francis [waving]: "Salutations, Barbara!"

Hamish

MC: "Hi Barbie!" Hamish [in a mink]: "...The fuck did you just call me?"

Jamal:

MC: "Hi Barbie!" Jamal [rollerblading]: "Oh hell yeah, Hi Barbie! Wassup girl?"

Lewie:

MC: "Hi Barbie!" Lewie: "Wait, no, Barbie, it's me, Ken, remember? I'm your Ken? God I wanna kiss you so bad."

Marshall:

MC: "Hi Barbie!" Marshall: "Go fuck your--" Ozzy: "Hi Barbie!" Marshall: "sel-- [louder than Ozzy] HI BARBIE!"

Ozzy:

MC: "Hi Barbie!" Ozzy: "Hi Barbie :-)" Grace: [glares disapprovingly and smacks him over the head]

Roberto:

MC: "Hi Barbie!" Roberto [from a dreamhouse with nine hottubs]: "... Oh, hi."

Ryan:

MC: "Hi Alan." Ryan: ":-("

[player-one-elliot]

I told you it would pay off.

Lewie: What does he have that I don't??

My MC: Umm, glasses?

[player-one-elliot]

It’ll pay off, I promise 😏

Lewie: What does he have that I don't??

My MC: Umm, glasses?

[player-one-elliot]

CURSED! …can’t wait to see everyone else’s.

NOT THE HAMBURGER FOR ROBERTO 💀

Link to Picrew

Tried to make myself but there were no bearded options. Where's the Ken version??

Pretend the burger is a chocolate-covered strawberry and the background is the villa hot tub!

@footballer-lewie @kickflip-skater-jamal @ryan-the-poet @player-one-elliot @pussycat-lover-vet-andy @hanky-panky-hamish @third-eye-francis @thehottwin-marshall

[player-one-elliot]

I just wanted to know what it was like to be the cringiest person in the Villa…

Turns out @ryan-the-poet’s bad song lyrics still take the cake.

if @player-one-elliot is the smart one, what the hell was his thought process behind twisting with Ivy?

[player-one-elliot]

I can tell you who it was.

This weird guy snuck over to the Villa one night. Kept mumbling about… bacon and ham?

Super weird. Production came and escorted him out.

Wait….

No way they removed the mystery man from the postcards lol COWARDS

[player-one-elliot]

No, I’m respectful. I left them fogged up so I wouldn’t see anything! Obviously.

I spoke to soon, those glass were on sir. 🥹💔

Yeah but like, they were all fogged up! I couldn’t see anything!

[player-one-elliot]

Didn’t you see the leaks?!

Apparently, I’m not sorry either.

Walking back into to the Villa and trying to contain myself seeing @roberto-the-pilot again 😍

‘It wasn't over, it still isn't over’

[player-one-elliot]

I spoke to soon, those glass were on sir. 🥹💔

Yeah but like, they were all fogged up! I couldn’t see anything!

[player-one-elliot]

They were all steamed up! I still didn’t see anything!

Jamal still likes me and Elliot WAS having his glasses on!

These episodes were bullshit if u ask me…

Andy @pussycat-lover-vet-andy, look, you promised! Don’t get all Johnny on me, pleaaase…

[player-one-elliot]

Ima need you to stop winning me over. I am already struggling enough between Ozzy & Andy over here. 🥹💘

But… I love to win 🥺🥺🥺

[player-one-elliot]

Breaking character from Elliot for a moment:

Please remember that the people running the character accounts are very real people. I’ve seen some hate mail or heard of hate mail, plus I got someone basically insinuating that Elliot was searching for a girl to- ahem- basically take advantage of today. And this was on my post.

Stop being the negativity in the fandom. Posting that a character is looking to find “easy prey” is disgusting. Not one (not a SINGLE ONE) in S6 have acted like they’re preying on anyone. Dylan is one thing, but no one has had this behavior in S6.

If you don’t enjoy a character and want to poke fun, let’s do it! I love saying “I couldn’t find my glasses! 😭” in response to the CA postcard. But think before you hit “Post”.

Thank you to everyone who has made this fun 💚

[player-one-elliot]

You’re not going to be smirking when I recouple with MC and let the island dump you again…..

Guess who's here, britches.