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im so angry the next generations will probably have virtual reality and alien contact and we have republicans and windows 8

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we take for granted all the times our nose isn’t stuffy

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3rd grade

friend: *whispering* if you're stupid say "what"

me: what

friend: OH MAN

OH

OH DEAR FUCKING CHRIST

I GOT YOU SO GOOD, THAT WAS AWESOME

SWEET, SWEET DICKS IN MY MOUTH. I HAVE NEVER LAUGHED THIS HARD. EVER.

JESUS. JESUS HELP ME.

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i compiled a list of some of the best movies of all time (in my opinion)!! it took me a long time to track down all these links so please reblog if u are planning to use any of these xoxo

The Adventures of Sharkboy and Lavagirl (2005)

The Adventures of Sharkboy and Lavagirl (2005)

The Adventures of Sharkboy and Lavagirl (2005)

The Adventures of Sharkboy and Lavagirl (2005)

The Adventures of Sharkboy and Lavagirl (2005)

The Adventures of Sharkboy and Lavagirl (2005)

The Adventures of Sharkboy and Lavagirl (2005)

The Adventures of Sharkboy and Lavagirl (2005)

The Adventures of Sharkboy and Lavagirl (2005)

The Adventures of Sharkboy and Lavagirl (2005)

The Adventures of Sharkboy and Lavagirl (2005)

The Adventures of Sharkboy and Lavagirl (2005)

The Adventures of Sharkboy and Lavagirl (2005)

The Adventures of Sharkboy and Lavagirl (2005)

The Adventures of Sharkboy and Lavagirl (2005)

The Adventures of Sharkboy and Lavagirl (2005)

The Adventures of Sharkboy and Lavagirl (2005)

The Adventures of Sharkboy and Lavagirl (2005)

The Adventures of Sharkboy and Lavagirl (2005)

The Adventures of Sharkboy and Lavagirl (2005)

The Adventures of Sharkboy and Lavagirl (2005)

The Adventures of Sharkboy and Lavagirl (2005)

The Adventures of Sharkboy and Lavagirl (2005)

The Adventures of Sharkboy and Lavagirl (2005)

The Adventures of Sharkboy and Lavagirl (2005)

The Adventures of Sharkboy and Lavagirl (2005)

The Adventures of Sharkboy and Lavagirl (2005)

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sharpslut:

seeing someone you know but arent friends with in public is the worst thing ever

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in second grade my teacher was reading us a poem and it was older so instead of the word happy it used the word gay and everyone giggled and the teacher said “no gay means happy” and then i blurted out that “im gay all the time” and everyone laughed at me but i think that was me coming out

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straight women who casually use the word “girlfriend” to refer to their platonic lady friends, i have nothing against you, but you make the world really confusing,

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Make friends with people who aren’t your age. Hang out with people whose first language isn’t the same as yours. Get to know someone who doesn’t doesn’t come from your social class. This is how you see the world. This is how you grow.

note to self (via c0ntemplations)

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Me: ugh ive got a sore leg i better google whats wrong

Google: Brain tumour with a life expectancy of 2 weeks good luck

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the best part of an oreo is the black cookie part and not the frosting part

deal with it

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apparently my frikcking seven year old cousin made a club at school called the “no friends club” and basically everyone who doesnt have friends sits together at lunch holy shit hes going to be the next leader of the free world 

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why do so many people who get abducted by aliens come back to earth and the first thing they do is snitch? they snitch to cops and snitch to TV and everyone they can

stop snitching

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I think the best compliment I’ve ever received was when I was in my school library and this guy came up to me and said, “Hey you look kinda like The Legend of Zelda.”

The Legend. The entire Legend of Zelda. Wow.

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Do you ever just like flex your foot wrong and it cramps and you’re just like this is it, this is how it ends