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Clasper reunion - 3x10 Fallen

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The 100 Jasper’s Journey

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“I think we both understand each other”

“that’s one of my favorite things about our relationship - we do understand each other. things that other people would need to say, well...we don’t need to say it, do we? we just...know.” he smiles down at her and brushes a finger over her bottom lip. “we’re good together.”

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Star Trek: The Original Series 1

“Oh, your sense of duty is overwhelming” “Why don’t you tell me what an attractive lady I am?” “I’m not surprised” “You’re too pure and noble” “t isn’t bad to have everyone in the universe at your beck and call. You win all the arguments” “Checkmate” “Do you know about being with somebody? Wanting to be?” “When I see you, I feel like I’m hungry all over. Do you know how that feels?” “Go to your quarters or I’ll pick you up and carry you there” “You know how you feel and that’s all” “My legs. They’re broken” “What am I going to do?” “Hang on tight and survive. Everybody does” “Just checking up on you” “What makes you so right and a trained psychiatrist wrong?” “Pray that you die easily” “Do you like what you see?” “Please go back while you still can” “We’re doing everything that’s possible!” “What are we doing out here, anyway?” “We’re destroying it!” “We’ve got no business being out here! No business!” “You can’t afford the luxury of being anything less than perfect” “We all have our darker side. We need it; it’s half of what we are. It’s not really ugly, it’s human“ “Any unusual readings?” “I think we both understand each other” “You either believe in yourself or you don't” “I’m happy the affair is over” “Don’t you think you could possibly, by accident, arrange to leave me behind here?” “Can you imagine how life could be improved if we could do away with jealousy, greed, hate?” “I am not a computer” “What did you say your name was?” “I won’t forget!” “What makes you think I need one?” “Lock him up” “What are you worried about?” “There is no mercy in you” “Who are you to say what harm was done?” “Who do I have to be?” “Another war… must it always be so? How many comrades have we lost in this way?” “Danger and I are old companions” “War is never imperative” “No. No, that is not our way” “I regret that we meet in this way” “You and I are of a kind. In a different reality, I could have called you friend” “What purpose will it serve to die?” “Only peace, sunshine, and good air. You’ll have no problems” “The logical thing for you to have done was to have left me behind” “That would seem to be an act of desperation” “I examined the problem from all angles, and it was plainly hopeless” “You don’t understand something so you become fearful” “Well, I don’t know if I like your tone. It’s most challenging” “That’s what you’re doing, challenging me?” “I object to you. I object to intellect without discipline” “I object to power without constructive purpose” “You are guilty. On all counts you are guilty” “Put a stop to this!” “No, I won’t kill you” “Do you hear? You’ll have to get your entertainment someplace else!” “We can talk. Maybe… reach an agreement” “There is hope for you” “I made an error in my computations” “This could be a historic occasion” “Your logic can be most… annoying” “If you’re going to get nasty, I’m going to leave” “I hope I’m not crowding you” “What’s the matter? Don’t you like books?” “I demand it!” “Your statement is irrelevant” “Without freedom of choice there is no creativity” “It’s time you learned that freedom is never a gift. It has to be earned” “Insufficient facts always invite danger” “Superior ability breeds superior ambition” “Well, either choke me or cut my throat. Make up your mind” “Where am I?” “Answer my question!” “I was just trying to prevent an argument” “Death. Destruction. Disease. Horror. That’s what war is all about” “I’m a soldier, not a diplomat. I can only tell you the truth!” “What would you say the odds are on our getting out of here?” “Madness has no purpose. Or reason. But it may have a goal” “Pain is a thing of the mind. The mind can be controlled

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@JRothenbergTV: #the100 @MisElizaJane @devbostick CLASPER FOREVER!!!

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we dated once in college…. list of au’s.

we dated once in college and i never got over you. now i’m a single parent because my ex didn’t want a kid, and holy fuck you’re my kid’s kindergarten teacher.

we dated once in college and right after we broke up, i found out i was pregnant. but we both moved but now you’re living down the hall from me and our kid in a very small apartment building.

we dated once in college and things ended pretty roughly after i cheated on you, and we don’t talk anymore but i just saw your new fiance(e) making out with someone at the bar i work at.

we dated once in college and now i’m your wedding planner.. how awkward.

we dated once in college and hold up, what do you mean you’re my new fiance(e)’s sibling?!

we dated once in college and we had this super secret spot that we always went to but neither of us have been back in forever. ( or so the other thinks ) and fuck, my fiance just left me at the alter so here i am in my dress/tux sitting at this damn spot and … what are you doing here?

we dated once in college and now our kids are best friends.

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BASICS

Name: Jasper Jordan Also Known As: Jas Titles: n/a Age: seventeen Birthday: July 30 Nationality: American by birth Blood Type: half-blood

Education School: Hogwarts House: Gryffindor Best Core Class: Potions Worst Core Class: History of Magic Elective: Astronomy Quidditch: in the stands Extra-Curricular: Astronomy club Magic Wand: - Length: 12″ - Flexibility: rather springy - Wood: elm - Core: unicorn hair Pets: black cat named Majjik Boggart: a loved one telling him how worthless he is Patronus : hippopotamus Amortentia: to be discovered

Connections: Scarlette Braya: friend Asteria Volkov:  resident mom friend

IM to be added!!

BIOGRAPHY

jasper jordan’s mother, who was ashamed of having magic, hid it from him and his father, hoping that her son wouldn’t inherit her magic. when he started exhibiting signs, she wanted to make sure he didn’t go to ilvormorny, so she moved them to london, where, shortly before his eleventh birthday, he got his letter for hogwarts. this disappointed his mother, but once he saw the letter, she had no choice but to allow him to go to magical school.

when he was sorted into gryffindor (the brave house, someone told him) he was a little bit apprehensive - he’s never been especially brave. he was concerned the hat made a mistake, but eventually (with lots of discussions with various other gryffindors) he came to the realization that bravery means different things to different people, and settled in to be one of the most well loved members of gryffindor house.

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​❛ there’s no saving this sweet piece of ass . ❜

“i think it’s a very save-able ass,” he says, grinning lazily, one eyebrow raised as his eyes move up and down over her...assets. “it’s just a matter of does it want saving. do you?”

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‘promise me you’ll look after the others.’

“you’re saying that like you’re never coming back...” he frowns and reaches out to touch her face, sweeping hair back so he can see her eyes. “but you are coming back, right? you have to.” i don’t know what i’d do without you.

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iconic vines sentence meme .

​❛ suck a motherfucking dick . ❜

​❛ i thought you were bae , turns out you were just fam . ❜

​❛ i thought you were american . ❜

​❛ is that a weed !? ❜

​❛ i won’t hesitate bitch ! ❜

​❛ chipotle is my life . ❜

​❛ turn off the flash you fucking moron ! ❜

​❛ kiss my ass bitch motherfucker ! ❜

​❛ is that a police !? ❜

​❛ i’m calling the weed ! ❜

​❛ done & done , let me pull the table out of my ass . ❜

​❛ merry crisis ! ❜

​❛ i don’t have enough money for chicken nugget . ❜

​❛ i’m ready to die anytime , any place , for any reason . ❜

​❛ hey guys , we’re unboxing this cheese stick today . ❜

​❛ i aint never gonna stop loving you , bitch .  ❜

​❛ this is the comedy police ! that joke’s too funny ! ❜

​❛ i’m not going back to jail ! ❜

​❛ what the fuck ? $599 for a fucking playground ? that looks like a piece of shit . ❜

​❛ FUCK YOUR TEA ! ❜

​❛ the feminists are taking over ! ❜

​❛ I GOT TWO FREE TACOS ! ❜

​❛ and they were roommates ! ❜

​❛ i’m not your friend ! ❜

​❛ there’s no saving this sweet piece of ass . ❜

​❛ hi welcome to chili’s ! ❜

​❛ yeah tip of the penis to you too . ❜

​❛ this is why mom doesn’t FUCKING love you ! ❜

​❛ welcome to bible study , we’re all children of jesus . ❜

​❛ aw fuck , i can’t believe you’ve done this . ❜

​❛ YO HOLY SHIT HE DEAD ! ❜

​❛ this is the dollar store , how good can it be ? ❜

​❛ step back , i think i’m gonna vomit ! ❜

​❛ oh sorry , i didn’t see ya there , i was too busy blocking out the haters . ❜

​❛ shut up ! your mother buys you mega blocks instead of legos ! ❜

​❛ I’LL TAKE A NAP HERE ! ❜

​❛ i hate to do this but i specifically asked for no mustard and you just brought me a bottle of mustard on a plate . ❜

​❛ how are we gonna win if we fucking die ? ❜

​❛ why the fuck would i say printer ? ❜

​❛ the benefits of killing him would be that i’d be pushed way less . ❜

​❛ but it pays off, because i dont even have time to think about dying . ❜

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narnia (2005) sentence starters!!

feel free to change the pronouns/anything to make these fit!!

‘what on earth do you think you’re doing!?’

‘quickly! the shelter! now!’

‘i’ll get him!’

‘come on, you idiot! run!’

‘you’re so selfish!’

‘you could’ve got us killed!’

‘why can’t you just do as you’re told?’

‘you warm enough?’

‘dad wouldn’t make us go…’

‘promise me you’ll look after the others.’

‘small favors.’

‘we could play hide and seek!’

‘but we’re already having so much fun.’

‘impossible…’

‘ow! stop it…’

‘you little liar!’

‘say you’re sorry!’

‘alright! i’m sorry!’

‘i ain’t gonna smell it, if that’s what you want.’

‘he shouldn’t be saying anything!’

‘you couldn’t give me ten minutes’ warning?’

‘there is hope, dear. lots of hope.’

‘oh, yeah! there’s a right bit more than hope!’

‘they don’t even know about the prophecy!’

‘i think you’ve made a mistake…’

‘we’re not heroes!’

‘this is all your fault!’

‘i didn’t know what would happen!’

‘maybe if you’d just listen to me in the first place!’

‘stop it!’

‘this isn’t going to help [name]…

‘HOW DARE YOU COME ALONE!’

‘you know what to do…’

‘they’re in the tunnel…’

‘you look an awful lot like one of the bad ones.’

‘stop squirming!’

‘what’s he like?’

‘like…everything we’ve ever heard.’

‘he is getting a little bossy.’

‘battles are ugly affairs.’

‘i…think i could be brave enough….’

‘now, these are tools, not toys.’

‘bear them well. and wisely.’

‘we need to cross. now!’

‘wait! can’t you just think about this for a minute!?’

‘we don’t have a minute!’

‘i’m just trying to be realistic…!’

‘no, you’re trying to be smart! as usual!’

‘if mum knew what we were doing…!’

‘mum’s not here!’

‘this isn’t your war.’

‘maybe we should listen to him!’

‘smart girl.’

‘kill him! kill him now!’

‘run him through!’

‘just because some man in a red coat hands you a sword doesn’t make you a hero! just drop it!’

‘hold onto me!’

‘where are the humans headed?’

‘not to seem rude, but i wasn’t actually talking to you.’

‘i’m glad this creature got to see some honesty…before he dies!’

‘think about who’s side you’re on, [name]. mine? or theirs?’

‘if it’s a war [name] wants…then it’s a war he shall get.’

‘maybe it’s because you look funny.’

‘and where is the fourth?’

‘captured?’

‘then he has betrayed us all!’

‘you’re not going to kill me?’

‘hello…’

‘get some sleep.’

‘try not to wander off.’

‘i’m sure they’ll pack something up for the journey back.’

‘we’re going home?’

‘that boy shall die. as is tradition.’

‘his blood is my property.’

‘try and take him, then.’

‘do you really think mere force will deny me my right?’

‘you dare not refuse me.’

‘enough. i shall talk with you alone.’

‘how do i know your promise will be kept?’

‘shouldn’t you both be in bed?’

‘we couldn’t sleep.’

‘couldn’t we come with you?’

‘now [name]…i’m a little disappointed in you…’

‘did you honestly think by all this that you could save the human traitor?’

‘heh…so much for love.’

‘despair and…die!’

‘it’s too late…he’s gone.’

‘we have to tell the others.’

‘we can’t just leave him!’

‘there’s no time. they need to know.’

‘the trees…’

‘are you with me?’

‘to the death.’

‘there’s too many of them!’

‘get the girls and get them home!’

‘well that’s all we’ll catch at this rate!’

‘as if from a dream…’

‘or a dream of a dream…’

‘not again…’

‘come on!’

‘you wouldn’t believe us if we told you…’

‘will we ever go back?’

‘try me.’

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edit request meme: the 100 + favorite quote(s) → monty green // requested by @zoemonroe and @stardust-blake