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A night that was forgotten by morning

One-off comic inspired by chapter 6 of Midnight Strangers

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Real, thank you. I feel like the second I stop wearing skirts people start calling me butch. And I'm like. No. Fuck off

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I recently had surgery, and at the time I came home, I had both my cat and one of my grandma's cats staying with me.

- Within hours of surgery, I wake up from a nap to my cat gently sniffing at my incisions with great alarm.

- I was not allowed to shower the first day after surgery, and the cats, seeing that The Large Cat is not observing its cleaning ritual, decided I must be gravely disabled and compensated by licking all the exposed skin on my arms, face, and legs.

- I currently have to sleep with a pillow over my abdomen because my cat insists on climbing on top of me and covering my incisions with her body while I sleep (which is very sweet but not exactly comfortable without the pillow). She also lays across me facing my bedroom door, presumably on guard for attackers who may try to harm me while I'm sleeping and injured.

That's love. 🐈‍⬛🐈❤️

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you can differentiate me from weevilwizard via subtle variations in our proboscis

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life is just like you embarrass the shit out of yourself and then you die

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Oh yeah there's a part 2 of the horse desensitizing that I love.

🐎: Hey what's with that tiny predator, the one you're hold- WOAH WHAT THE FUCK WHY IS IT UP SO HIGH

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[bolts across your dash full speed while naked and covered in grass stains, smears of wet dirt, and evidently someone else's blood]

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It has social anxiety okay ;-;

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sooo bird cage weapon + armor idea

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Found an insane baby picture

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I'm starting to understand why depictions of mohammed in islam are forbidden

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ever since i was a little girl i knew i wanted to isolate myself before others could exclude me