Dulcinea, Jolene, DJ, or Joy. 22 year old angry trans lesbian bitch (okay fine homoflexible i guess lol). she/her and it's non-negotiable. i like to run around in the woods, beat up nerds with plumbing supplies, and listen to audiobooks by brandon sanderson.
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Preparing For 2020? Oprah Just Handed Off Control Of ‘Oprah’ Magazine To Jon Lovitz
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MARK HAMILL DOESN’T HAVE TIME FOR YOUR SEXIST BULLSHIT
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That’s a respectable amount of crabs!
Goggins the rogue (via outofcontextdnd)
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Everyone knows “Lex Luthor stole forty cakes. That’s as many as four tens. And that’s terrible.” but the whole dang book that’s from is chock full of treasures. The Superdictionary is a masterpiece and I think it’s time for tumblr to rediscover just how gloriously weird it was - a children’s dictionary that used traced art of DC Comics characters to, uh, ineffectively illustrate and define a pretty random assortment of words:

Reblog with your favorite entry from The Superdictionary!
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soundwaves are only good if you put tree sap on horse hair, remember that
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Mountain Dew really missed out in not using some form of the palpatine “DEW IT” meme…
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No, "animal handling" does NOT give you proficiency on strangling horses!
- Our DM to the paladin
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The cast of “In Living Color” loves the “Finesse” video and gave its approval! 😊😊😊
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THE POWER FLICKERED THREE TIMES
IF WE LOSE POWER I’M QUITTING
JUST GIVE ME 20 FUCKIN MINUTES FOR MY CHICKEN NUGGETS TO COOK PLEASE
please
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this is my favorite video! porky pig says son of a bitch!
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do u ever remember all the horrible offensve things u said when u were like 15 and u literally feel ur soul detach and turn 2 dust
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