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already rewatching wwdits ofc. you’re telling me laszlo nailed guillermo in a fucking crate to ship him across an ocean. thus breaking up the nandermo world tour and ruining his promised chance of having nandor turn him into a vampire. and we still didn’t get to see guillermo immediately try to murder laszlo’s once he got out of the coffin??? come onnnn man that shoulda been instant hands tf… one episode ago - like 20 minutes of viewing time ago - he was going toe to toe with nandor full on crucifix mode. “you’re dead to me” was perfectly delivered but like make good on it then

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Just saw a post asking how tall people are and now I want to make it a poll. Apologies to people in the fringe height categories, you do not get specifics.

I had to consult a chart for this

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and if, as a tiny non-issue, i said i was sick of people who don’t need glasses wearing them as a fun fashion piece or a costume 😶 funnily this impairment that costs people hundreds of pounds/dollars/etc, is commonly associated with bullying, and hinders people from doing various activities isn’t a fun little gimmick that can be taken on and off at leisure…

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Little Shop of Horrors is so much funnier when you know that Alan Menken came from a family of dentists.

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Laszlo Cravensworth 🖤

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just truly bonkers how much i love lying down……….like being horizontal? unparalleled

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why do you and others like vaccines so much?

not dying of preventable diseases is actually one of my favorite hobbies

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Guillermo + Energy Vampire

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Nadja in her traditional clothes in the light! I wish we had got to see more of them

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From working with vampires to working with stake(holder)s

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to go off topic for one minute to talk about Harvey Guillén in WWDITS the show might have fumbled his ending but what made Guillermo so lovable was never (just) about the show. It was about Harvey putting his whole heart and soul into playing him and basing a lot of Guillermo’s life off of himself. Guillermo growing up poor with a single mom, growing up not having a lot of friends and being bullied, being a closeted gay man with a family who accepted him all along, not being stereotypically masculine, that was all Harvey. He even said in an interview with Esquire about the coming out episode “If you had put a mirror to my face while filming this episode, I feel as though I would have seen a younger version of myself anxiously waving back at me. We had lived this life before”. He gave Guillermo a last name. He helped write the episode where you meet Guillermo’s family to make it authentically Mexican. He made the fucking buñuelos they ate so that they’d be the right ones he literally was cooking on that set. Guillermo does not belong to WWDITS Guillermo belongs to him!!! and to us!!!!

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new trailer when???? I NEED THEM BACK

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laszlo’s the first person to hypnotise someone (twelve minutes into episode one), and he hypnotises a whole town after the jackie daytona thing, meanwhile nandor attempts and fails to hypnotise three people just in series one. so where the fuck did they get “laszlo has to use charm bc he’s bad at hypnosis, and he’s jealous of nandor for being better than him” from?? i like to believe he only said that shit to try to cheer nandor up but yeah what the fuck was that plotline?

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No, I don't think that's gonna happen. I mean, we could. We still have 7 floors to go.

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I need more of this Nadja