what if when jesus said “amen” he was really saying “ah! men!” because he was scared of men. just some food for thought
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the gen x vs gen z “beef” genuinely seems like something tumblr would make up
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"oh, you act so romantic with your friends-" SHUT UP! I CAN ACT ALL MUSHY AND SWEET WITH MY FRIENDS, WHAT'S WRONG WITH THAT!? COWARD! YOU DON'T SHOWER YOUR FRIENDS IN AFFECTION AND LOVE!? YOU'RE WEAK! WEAK AND PATHETIC!
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"what if you havent found the right one yet🥺🥺" what if i hit you with a metal pole
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Today I came out to my brother as aroace and he said: "Oh, just like Jaiden!"
The relief of immediate understanding... I've never had that before. That's what why good representation is important, you guys. I'm so thankful for that video she made.
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as an aroace, im particularly dangerous, because i wont fuck or marry. i only know how to kill.
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i need this song pumped into my veins in an unhealthy dosage immediately
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Can't express how stress free being open minded is.
Some lesbians use he/him? Oh cool.
Some people have people inside their head and sometimes it's fictional chars? Sick your brains like a pirate ship they're all working to run.
Some people like being treated like a pet dog? Bark bark bro.
Being fat isn't unhealthy but a perfectly normal type of body to have? Kinda beautiful how different we can all be.
Something doesn't make any fucking sense? Cool an opportunity to learn. And even if I can't figure it out it's cool we still have mysteries today.
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i hate pokemon usum
i hate pokemon usum
i hate pokemon usum
i hate pokemon usum
i hate pokemon usum
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Zombie: lets go buddy skeleton
Skeleton: no,he a grown person now
#2042
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reblog if you think not liking physical touch is "valid" and if someone tell you they don't like being touched you will stop immediately and not tell them a hug isn't gonna kill them and then disrespect their boundaries
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call me goblin the way i be gobbling these
you get the joke
call me the grill master the way i be touching these weiners
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