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call me basic, i've yet to satisfy my need for public smut scenes.

seated between two friends at the movie theater, you're holding the popcorn but you're the snack that keeps getting grabbed and touched. be quiet though, you don't know who else is watching

hooking up at the club is easy - but it's so much more fun calling an uber and feeling up the driver as a tip

athletic teammates hooking up in the back of the team bus on an overnight trip to their next game

parent-teacher conference - getting to know your kid's teacher really well before the school year starts / fuck on the teacher's desk while you wait for your spouse and kid to show up

that tumblr post about getting your ass ate in a pumpkin patch for fall

being overstimulated while at dinner with the family (subtle nipple clamps, app-controlled vibe, numbing cream)

browsing your local adult store - 'let's try out the products to find out if they're worth buying'

'gay for public pay' lolol anyone a fan of outinpublic p*rn vids?

getting caught jerking off in a library, bookstore, shopping mall, etc.

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most notable times of being hit on by customers:

guy who tried to impress me with card tricks and failed every single one of them

old man who attempted to get my number when his wife walked away and slipped me his email address ending with “@ aol.com” when i said i don’t do that

cute gay couple that came back to tell me i was cute and then called the shop to ask me out

older professor who i talked to about folklore and told me he dressed as a wizard for recitals saying “this is really embarrassing but umm.. i’d love to get to know you more..” and gave me a receipt with his email address on it

dude in his 40s asking me on a movie date and me saying yes but then he kept starting text conversations with “ahoi hoi”

military guy who said it’d be hot if i killed him with a baseball bat

most notable time a customer did not ask me out:

a man who i knew had a wife and children getting really flustered and saying “um. ive been, uh.. idk if you remember me but um. i come in here a lot and ive uhhh haha umm ive been wanting to ask you for a couple weeks now.. um. have you read the green lantern issue i recommended??????”

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IT FUCKIN YURI DAAAAAAAAAAAY

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Vampire that’s dirt poor, doesn’t have a sprawling manor or vast riches accumulated by interest. Can’t afford those black leather boots they really want. Travels as a bat to save money not cuz they like it.

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𝐒𝐄𝐓𝐓𝐈𝐍𝐆𝐒 𝐖𝐈𝐓𝐇 𝐏𝐎𝐓𝐄𝐍𝐓𝐈𝐀𝐋.

basically i got thinking abt like. you know when you watch a movie, or read a book, and characters go into a room or they do a particular thing together, and you just KNOW it’s building up to something, and it could be literally anything, from a kiss to a murder, but SOMETHING will DEFINITELY happen??? yeah. this is a love-letter to those glorious scenes! i hope you all enjoy!

[  ROAD  TRIP  ]:     the sender and receiver embark on a road trip together; the purpose could be anything at all, but what’s important is that the journey lasts at least several hours. additionally, the sender and receiver are the only people in the car!

[  BARED  SOULS  ]:     the sender and receiver spontaneously go skinny dipping together in the middle of the night while visiting an isolated lake. go wild! maybe the sender finds the receiver already skinny dipping, maybe it’s the other way round, who knows! you do! maybe.

[  NIGHT-TIME  STROLLS  ]:    the sender decides to walk the receiver home from an event late one night. and it’s very late; so late that they might as well be the only people left in the world. it’s just them and the quiet night sky, and conversations of all kinds are easy to come by.

[  TOP OF THE WORLD  ]:     one of the muses finds the other on the roof-top in the middle of the night. neither of them want to sleep, and so they sit together for the remainder of the night until the sun comes up, content to sit and talk and exist with each other.

[  STEPPING  BACK  ]:      while they’re both attending a particularly lively and crowded party, both muses, craving a moment of peace and fresh air, accidentally go to the same balcony. unwilling to leave, they sit together, and begin to talk as the party spins on behind their backs.

[  NO  VACANCIES  ]:     both characters are in a position where they must share a hotel room together; not so bad, until they realize the only room left has one bed and no sofa in it. paired with a carpet that not even a worst enemy would be subjected to, the two must share the bed.

[  WRONG  ROOM  ]:     after a long day, and a hotel with many vacancies, the two muses part ways to go to bed. only, one of them ends up waking in the middle of the night, and shows up at the other’s doorstep, knocking and asking to come in, for reasons unknown to the other muse.

[  NIGHT-INGALE  ]:     after being badly beaten, one muse shows up on the other muse’s doorstep, pleading for help. the other obliges, brings them in and gently cleans their wounds, bandaging them up, helping them as much as they can while quiet confessions and gentle pleas happen. basically, angst and emotion and hurt and comfort, and it’s DELICIOUS–

[  VISITING  HOURS  ]:     upon waking in a hospital bed, one of the muses turns their head, and finds the other sleeping in an uncomfortable chair by their bedside.

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love when fictional men are so devoted to their partner it makes them dangerous and insane. very slutty behavior keep it up king

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150 meter aluminum sea serpent skeleton sculpture in Nantes, France. Artist Huang Yong Ping

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i’m choosing to take this personally

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the Ice War on Europa...

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𝙺𝙸𝙽𝙺𝚈 𝙸𝙽𝚂𝙿𝙸𝚁𝙴𝙳 𝙿𝙻𝙾𝚃𝚂 𝙿𝚃. 𝟸 

𝚝𝚑𝚎𝚛𝚊𝚙𝚢.     muse a is muse b’s therapist. muse b is either a serial killer in an asylum or just someone that has a lot of problems in the real world. muse a starts to become obsessed with their own patient. they can't get off until they think of their sessions, thinking about their complaints. soon enough they break, deciding to have their way with them during their next session.

𝚌𝚊𝚜𝚎.     muse a is a detective and muse b is the criminal they're after. it's a long game of cat and mouse until they finally have them cornered. things get complicated when for whatever reason, they can't bring themselves to make the arrest. something about the criminal makes them weak, makes them want to cave in and help them escape.

𝚏𝚊𝚗.     muse a has always had a crush on muse b, who happens to open up an onlyfans account. they start watching the videos, saving all of the pics, tuning into every single livestream. soon enough they're the biggest tipper and muse b decides to meet up in person with them to fuck their biggest fan. when they actually meet face to face and notice who the other is, will they both be able to go through with it?

𝚍𝚎𝚋𝚝.     muse a is owed a large debt by muse b's father. instead of finding the money, they decide to offer muse b up as a large sum to get the debt paid off. there's no conditions and muse a is able to use the other however they please for however long they want.

𝚋𝚞𝚜.     muse a and muse b are taking the same bus/train/public transport together. one of them finds the other incredibly attractive and decides to go for it right then and there. they don't care how packed it is, they're sliding their hand up the other's thighs and already decided they're going to orgasm before their stop.

𝚜𝚎𝚎𝚍.     muse a is a monster/alien/creature and they sought out muse b with one thing in mind: breeding. they want to see if a hybrid can be made in between the two of them. honestly, whether or not anatomy allows muse b to get pregnant doesn't matter to muse a. that just means that they're going to keep on trying until they find their next target.

𝚑𝚒𝚍𝚍𝚎𝚗.     muse a and muse b are at the same halloween/masquerade party. one thing led to another and they went somewhere to get intimate. when their masks come off in the middle of the act, they realize that for whatever reason they should not be having sex (whether it's cheating or something taboo). do they decide to keep going and ignore their connection or is it too much to handle?

𝚒𝚗𝚏𝚒𝚍𝚎𝚕𝚒𝚝𝚢.     muse a is happily married for all intent and purposes. muse b is best friends with their spouse and always around. the two of them start sneaking around until one of them gets knocked up. muse a's spouse is beyond the moon about their spouse's/friend's baby that's coming along the way. if only they knew who the other parent was.

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school/college plot prompts

At the library, you keep shushing me because I’m watching funny videos and laughing too loud

I have to print my paper before class, you’re trying to fix the paper jam while i freak out

We have a group presentation to do in 15 minutes, you forgot to save our work, i’m going to kill you

I’m locked out of my room, please let me sleep in yours, kind stranger

I’m showering in the wrong bathroom, thanks for awkwardly handing me a towel

You asked me to hide your contraband stash from the RA, now you owe me a favor

I was staring at you while reaching to the top shelf at the bookstore, now you have to dig me out of a book avalanche

There’s no money on your meal card, I have cash and a vivid memory of you publicly correcting me in class the other day

You cut me in line and took the last chocolate croissant, clearly we’re going to fight

I fall asleep in class at least once a week because i’m overwhelmed by life, you let me copy your notes

We sit next to each other every day, i lend you pencils, you share snacks with me, people are assuming we’re a couple, let’s go with that

We made it through pledge week together and I learned you’re a horrible person, but hey we’re roommates

We’re doing a joint charity event with the other greek organization on campus, omg you’re so cute on top of being a good person, why are you dating my sor sister/frat brother instead of me??

This is the best party i’ve ever been to, what’s in these brownies anyway?

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Im rooting for all knights/bodyguards who are in love with their charge/the one they are sworn to protect

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vampires who lie outrageously about meeting famous historical figures, when in truth they mostly spent the last 500 years cooped up in dilapidated castles & caves like cranky hermits. nonetheless, interviews with vampires are technically considered primary academic sources, to the continual annoyance of the entire global community of historians

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let's hear it for gay whale sex

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my favorite coworker told me the scenario she thinks of to fall asleep is she stumbles upon a baby sheep and has to raise it and it grows up and she has to shear it and she says she envisions shearing it so carefully that she always falls asleep at that part