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Neymar: Leo Messi? Pshh what a nerd what a— *trips* *hundreds of photos of Messi spill out of jacket* w-what a loser I— these aren’t mine I’m just— *gathering them frantically sweating* listen i just— listen— crap *thousands of pictures of Messi scatter across the floor* oh crap im holding them for a friend juST LISTEN

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Aesthetic.

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Guard of honour for Messi .22/11/2014

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Rafinha: So, Neymar learnt a new English word.

Dani: What is it?

Rafinha: "Yikes". The thing is he pronounces it like you would "Nike", he's too excited about it and I don't want to correct him.

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Busquets: Victor cries at absolutely anything. I mean ANYTHING.

Victor: No I don-

Busi: So I started writing down a list of the reasons.

*he pulls out a piece of paper and clears his throat*

Busi: ‘Reasons why Victor is crying,’

Busi: He found out swans can be gay and thought it was really nice.

Busi: He was hungover and Xavi showed him a picture of a piglet.

Busi: I jumped out at him in the dark and pretended to be a ghost.

Busi: The fluffy bunny escaped from an Arctic fox in a documentary.

Busi: Pique ate the last biscuit in the packet.

Busi: He remembered swans can be gay.

Busi: Iniesta tried to hold his hand when he wasn’t expecting it.

Busi: I gave him my water bottle after a long training session.

Busi: He watched a video about an English bull terrier.

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Rafinha throwing popcorn(?) to Neymar.

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neymar da liferuiner santos junior

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omg i found this picture in a book, this is so cute 🙊 what is he trying to do?

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Davi via Snapchat (16.12.15)

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me @Iniesta’s magical, precise attacks that are making Xavi proud

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FC Barcelona-Guangzhou (3-0)

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Ladies and Gentlemen… Daniel Alves Da Silva 😂

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“Bartra & Neymar Jr 😜👍🏻#JapanFCB”

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Look! I’m quicker than Theo!