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what if you were SOME GUY and the first time you meet a famous superhero is when he KILLS HIMSELF and then you get KIDNAPPED and told you have to ADOPT HIS IDENTITY and your new girlfriend HATES YOU and your new arch nemesis is GAY and tries to KILL YOU because you’re not his REAL BOYFRIEND who he ALSO WANTS TO KILL

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gbf got me violent bruh why the fuck they so gay

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i dont think i want to be creative anymore

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executive dysfunction is telling yourself for two and a half hours that you need to shower bc you smell like your workplace and you absolutely Cannot do Anything Else until you shower, doing Any Other Thing before showering is illegal!!! but you still haven’t for some reason??? you’ve just been sitting on your bed in a towel scrolling tumblr for 2+ hours thinking “I need to shower right now immediately” and growing increasingly frustrated that you are still not clean and you haven’t eaten or done your laundry either

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this dumb website is in need of some love, so reblog this if you like the person you reblogged it from!!!

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I've always wanted to do one of these I hope that's okay

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fuck it homebrew boop button. reblog this post to boop the person you reblogged from.

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I’m fine

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im collecting these

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the emotion i just experienced is kind of indescribable

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thinking some more about esports au samaichi. both of them (and their teams) would use the headsets/keyboards/etc from the brands that sponsor them. maybe they even use a lot of the same or at least similar peripherals, but of course customized to be matchy-matchy with their own team

so when they show up for a bb vs mtc match one day and plug in their stuff, only for the leds on ichiro's headset to light up bright blue and the ones on samatoki's to light up bright fucking red. well. it would be a whole ordeal

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thinking some more about esports au samaichi. both of them (and their teams) would use the headsets/keyboards/etc from the brands that sponsor them. maybe they even use a lot of the same or at least similar peripherals, but of course customized to be matchy-matchy with their own team

so when they show up for a bb vs mtc match one day and plug in their stuff, only for the leds on ichiro's headset to light up bright blue and the ones on samatoki's to light up bright fucking red. well. it would be a whole ordeal

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Thanks, Anon!

-submit your poll!-

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i feel like one of those characters in episode like the. kind where they need to make a choice but they are also paralysed by said choice but the choice is kind of clear cut

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im going out today but this poll question came to me like a vision from god

FURTHER INFO

vote regardless of their marital status. if theyre married just assume their spouse is perfectly welcome to having you as a third. yes, that means celestine's husband and aaron's wife is happy to let you fuck their beloved. love and peace on the planet earth

i picked the non-LI characters who ive personally seen people thirsting after, so if i missed a non-LI character that youve been feral over, my deepest apologies. feel free to scream at me about that in the tags while introducing me to the non-LI character you need carnally

if you personally do not like fucking, you are free to vote based on romantic attraction instead. who would you wine and dine, babbyyyyyyy

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i think it hurt the most that they all gave up tbh