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some tiffey fits …

maybe one day i’ll add some more LOL

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It’s 3am, who the fuck is weed whacking?

How can you even see its pitch black?

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Stop using the word degenerate to mean horny challenge

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i’m so glad my girl is going to be ok 🥺

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I think that when people say "we should get together for lunch sometime" it should mean that they want to get together for lunch sometime. Instead of being a generic pleasantry that is said without regard for a desire to eat lunch together.

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hey i know everybody on this website is geriatric by now, but if i have any younger followers, even just a handful:

you do not need those full-body deodorant products. i promise

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situation dire. i've been saying 'huzzah', 'alas', and 'tis unironically for like a year now. harmless so far.

however. i hath noticed i now mark half of my goodbyes with 'i must away'. it's spreading

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people have said good things about you behind your back, without your knowledge. people have shared their love for you with others.

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sad reality of the fanfic-to-published work economy is that the weirdest people are willing to do it. that's why there's now hundreds of shitty no plot cishet hate-to-love enemies-to-lovers books that are ex reylo fanfic. and it's not even good. that's because the people who wrote book-quality steve/bucky and kirk/spock fic are too normal to think to themselves "i should get this porn published". they're too busy working in local government offices

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"i unfollow if our media interests no longer align" I still follow moots haven't spoken to in years and have learned the entire story of deltarune, mouthwashing, that one ninjago lego show, continuations of media I havent been into since 2018 and many others. I don't need a summary of something I just need Mutual to be insane about it on my dash

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I find it kind of stupid how 'half full' vs 'half empty' is framed as an optimist/pessimist thing. If it starts full and gets halfway drained, it's half empty. If it starts empty and gets halfway filled, it's half full. If you don't know the starting state it's both simultaneously.

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not dead!!!!

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do you think this is how he got the blood