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I heard biden is gonna take our cocks away

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Jameela Jamil for Arcadia Magazine (2018)

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Menma, we will always love you! ( あの日見た花の名前を僕達はまだ知らない。)

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“Hey ! Did you see this one !!!”

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make a joke

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wait

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ぽめお @pomeoooo

美しすぎる吉野山の桜を見てくれ

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nsfw content may be banned, but blood sport is not. mutuals, join me in the arena and kill or be killed in glorious combat

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pls stop youre crushing him!!!

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anyone else who is in a happily committed relationship notice that people’s line for where the “honeymoon” phase ends just extends ever into the future like some ominous axe they keep insisting will fall? 

in the beginning it was “oh your relationship is just starting!! of course you feel like she’s special and amazing, just wait a few months until the pattern of the relationship settles in” 

then a few months later is “oh you haven’t even been together a full year yet, wait until you’ve been together that long” 

then after a year it’s “well wait until you live together, that’s when it really happens- you’ll get annoyed by her habits and start taking things for granted” 

then after living together for a year they’re like��“well actually it happens after living together for five years” 

I can’t help picturing myself in my 60s telling someone how breathtaking and wonderful my partner is and someone’s like “it’s cute how you’re still in that honeymoon phase, but just wait until you’re in your 70s, that’s when you really settle into the relationship” 

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you can really tell who’s been on this site for 6+ years this week

most of tumblr: OH GOD TUMBLR’S DYING!!!!

old users:

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technically we’re ALL, always LARPing, because the Self is only a construct,

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This Man Did Something That’s Already Expected Of Women But He Gets Extra Praise Cause He’s A Man

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src: arikitchen ☁️

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