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"cash or card?" ummmmmm dubloons lol

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fear is 20 years old

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youve heard of 'california sober'.. get ready for 'portland monogamous'

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Alien medical procedures 🩻

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Daniil Dankovsky, microdosing rat poison just to feel something, breaking every mirror he sees, and muttering to himself as he beats up trash cans: I'm the most normal person in this fucking town.

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me admiring a beautiful man: wow he sure does have a vulnerable looking throat, huh?

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i love illegal immigration like yes bitch get in here

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a funny thing about having a Problematic Blorbo is that you'll periodically come across a post along the lines of "um let's not forget that [Blorbo] is a bad person..." listing their various crimes, and if you have a modicum of intellectual honesty you find yourself nodding along and saying yeah it's true... but it's the greyness of their character that makes them so compelling... At the same time though you have a little Saul Goodman in your ear going "your honor in their defense: who cares like omfgggg who caresssssss like come onnnnnn"

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123movies & putlocker provide more for the people of this country than the army has ever

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Being the only bi cis guy amongst almost exclusively trans friends and peers is wild because in theory its like im living in a horny manga where all of a dudes friends turn into hot babes, but in reality they are hunting me like the last bison on the prairie. 5 years ago I mentioned bionicle and one of them asked when I was starting estrogen.

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“Daughter of the Steppes”, Harper’s Bazaar Kazakhstan

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apparently you can go to jail for breaking federal and state laws. Who knew!

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huuuuge fan of little phrases you can add to the end of your sentences just for fun. "if you even care" and "btw" and "I fear" have done sooo much for my vocabulary. if you even care

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tumblr polls are like: normal everyday question?

1. first option that reveals the poll maker has an absolutely bizarre understanding of the thing they are asking about

2., second option that adds the worrying context that op considers the first option the normal answer,

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Stop moving to Berlin. You can do ecstasy and wear a leather jacket in the city you live in