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a foot fetishist told me my feet were weird at a party once. do you know how humiliating it is to have your feelings hurt by the foot dude

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Falling with style. (via qoomaiboo)

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why are non-millennials so personally offended by everything? like if i’m still wearing my jacket indoors, it’s because i’m cold, not because i disrespect your home/your classroom !! if somebody has got your order wrong, it’s because they’re very busy and simply made a mistake, not because they’re trying to jeopardise your meal !! if somebodies phone rings during a meeting/lecture, it’s because they accidentally forgot to put it on silent, not because they want to disrupt your speech !! just calm down, sharon, not everything is about you

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darth vader is just the phantom of the opera in space

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Most of these are not being an introvert... it's social anxiety. They aren't the same thing and aren't mutually exclusive

JOIN THE INTROVERT NATION MOVEMENT

JOIN THE INTROVERT NATION FACEBOOK PAGE

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Things were so much simpler before women started stealing all of my favorite things from me. I don’t care what anyone says. Women aren’t and will never be true fans of Doctor Who, Star Trek or any of that. You jumped in because you wanted attention. You became “fans” because suddenly liking sci-fi shows and fantasy became popular. You only want guys to drool over you because you’re girls who “like” geeky stuff. Kindly go jump in a lake and die.

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it’s so funny how people get upset that gender is a social construct? EVERYTHING is a social construct??? go ask a frog what day of the fuckin week it is, he doesn’t know

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Thanks American Girl!

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my mom has a friend who has a failed program-service dog and he’s literally my favorite creature

He’s a really smart lab, he learned all the commands, but he just has an affinity for doing them whenever he wants

So this lady’s dog literally turns on-off lights, opens doors, opens the fridge, etc… at his own wishes.

Her house looks like its baby-proofed, with kid safe locks on everything and stuff, but really she just has a dog that’s learned all the mobility service dog commands but has a mind of his own.

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I arrive at the Hotel California

place: lovely

face: lovely

room: plenty

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this was the actual image that was signed off for B-inspired magazine for a article about a toilet museum moving locations 

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hope your pets stay healthy in 2017

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my name is Cow and when it’s day they send me owt to eat sum hay i think of what i’d like insted you guessed it rite i think of bred

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You: memes are dumb and shallow Me, an intellectual: the latest meme is quasi-14th century middle English poetry in the style of Geoffrey Chaucer about exploring language, cows and agriculture in iambic diameter