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hey y’all! just wanted to give a warning that this is my lowest activity blog! @floathim is my most active followed by @patientboy!

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       That must be it.

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                            ❛   —   i’m   sorry.   i’m   afraid   i’m   a   little   accident  -  prone !

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                                                indie blogs from the 1985 film clue.                                 candlestick.    noose.    pipe.    dagger.    revolver.    key.

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How to tell if an account that just followed me is Charles: look for the ooc tag.

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“are we just friends or is this flirting serious?”

@ginatcnic ------ GINA MARTIN / SENTENCE MEME.

       that’s one doozy of a question, isn’t it? can’t it be both? he’s not very serious about his affairs except that he’s very serious about having them. he never thinks beyond his endgame, however. flirt with a woman--- hell, sometimes he could stand to skip the flirting all together--- and bed her. to ask if the flirting is serious sends him for a loop, and his eyebrows tug together behind round glasses. what kind of answer is she wanting from him? 

       he supposes, of course, that she wants him to say that he’s serious about it. about her. he supposes that’s what she wants to hear, and so that’s what he says. dismissing it later on, after he’s slept with her, sounds like a good plan. 

       “it’s serious. i’m serious. aren’t you?”

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“i panic a lot of other places besides the disco.”

@peacockalibi ------ MRS. PEACOCK / SENTENCE MEME.

       he’s never met someone more panicked in his entire life and, as a former psychiatrist, he feels that’s saying something. it feels as if she’s shrieking her head off every couple of minutes, and if she does it one more time, he might just kill her, too. 

       “---i can’t imagine there’s a place you don’t panic.”

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"DOC!"

@timephone ------ JENNIFER PARKER / SENTENCE MEME.

       at first, he doesn’t think he’s the one being addressed. his mind reminds him that he is no longer a doctor--- not one who is practicing, anyway--- and that no one has a reason to be calling for him in such a way. the realization, however, that there’s no one else close enough for her to be speaking to, makes him stop in his tracks and give her a glance over. an eyebrow raises and his hands tuck down into his slacks. 

       “---i’m no longer a doctor, i’m afraid. and... i don’t believe i was ever yours. did you know one of my patients?”

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“which layer of hell do you think you’re going to?”

@scarletalibi ------ MISS SCARLET / SENTENCE MEME.

       “second circle,” plum responds without hesitation, and he takes a puff from his pipe and releases the smoke almost instantly. he does this several times before lowering the pipe to his knee--- the right knee, which is crossed over the left one--- and he lifts his gaze to meet hers. “the second circle of hell, if you’re referring to dante’s inferno, is where those who were overcome with lust reside.” he pauses, pushes his glasses further up on his nose, and offers her a subtle, pleasant smile. “and which do you think you’ll reside in?”

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“my kink is being right.”

@worldsaver ------ KIM POSSIBLE / SENTENCE MEME.

       a quirk of his eyebrows, a touch to the front of his glasses, a clearing of his throat. he shifts, presses his lips together, and takes a step closer to her. “you’re right. absolutely.” he doesn’t even remember what they were talking about. who cares?

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“why fall in love when you can fall on the floor and never get up?”

@celebrityvictim ------ SIDNEY PRESCOTT / SENTENCE MEME.

       “---well, that certainly is one way to handle the situation,” the psychiatrist answers, shifting in his chair and placing his hands over his lap. they’re stitched together, right thumb tapping against his left one thoughtfully. “but it’s unrealistic. you’ll have to get up some time.” he pauses, looks her over, and tries to understand where she’s coming from. the mind of a victim is one he’s unused to, but one that fascinates him deeply. trauma does any number of things to the mind, and seeing it take place before the sufferer becomes a homicidal maniac is new for him.

       “if you’re falling in love, does this mean that you feel safe? or is that the problem?”

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greenalibi replied to your post: when the squad realizes you reblogged a meme while...

bitch where

you were ahead of the squad; you were the only person who sent it the first time i reblogged it  😘

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when the squad realizes you reblogged a meme while you were at work

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text post sentence starters  /  original version here

“bro, you look so cute right now. dude, you are so fucking adorable.”

“wanna watch this murder documentary with me?”

“i may act like i’m sassy but if you’re mean to me there’s a 900% chance i’ll cry.”

“i may act like I’m clueless but actually know what’s going on at al times.”

“attention: i need attention.”

“i don’t have a nervous system. i’m a nervous system.”

“drugs? no thanks, the only ‘high’ i need is the natural rush you get from commiting a murder.”

“i think i’m subconsciously trying to ruin my own life.”

“why fall in love when you can fall on the floor and never get up?”

“i try not to sound like an asshole but it’s really hard because i am an asshole.”

“i don’t want to look ‘pretty’, i want to look otherwordly and vaguely threatening.”

“i’m the nicest, sweetest, most rage-filled person i know.”

“girls are so soft and amazing and nice and beautiful and mysterious and complex and loving and caring. i don’t remember what i was going to say but i’m just gay.“

“i’d love to relax but that’s just not realistic.”

“contrary to popular belief i’m actually soft and have feelings.”

“this could be less hetero.”

“to be honest i just need a hug.”

“why can’t I be mentally chill instead of mentally ill?”

“this is it, this is how i die: lack of attention.”

“are we just friends or is this flirting serious?”

“i have this problem where i isolate myself from civilization and then get upset because i’m lonely.”

“i may be ugly but at least i have an ugly personality too. consistency is key.”

“i don’t wanna get involved in drama i just wanna know 103% of the information on what happened.”

“i am bysexual as in i’m not interested, goodbye.”

“i could win an olympic gold medal in being ignored.”

“fill your heart with bees. if someone breaks your heart then they have to deal with the bees.”

“i’m so tired of not being a multimillionaire.”

“i panic a lot of other places besides the disco.”

“which layer of hell do you think you’re going to?”

“my kink is being right.”

“my kink is being home alone.”

“you’re really sensitive for a selfish asshole.”

“i can tell myself to be heartless but in all reality, i have a big heart and can’t treat people badly, that’s just not me.”

“what about netflix and kill?”

“no offense but why does everyone hate me?”

“i’m a strong independent introvert who don’t need no social life.”

“why do i get struggles instead of snuggles?”

“if a conversation goes on too long without being about me, i’m out.”

“i’m small, queer and something to fear.”

“all this sadness is bad for my skin.”

“i’m cute and perfect but also unstable, violent and self-destructive”

“i’m beautiful and underappreciated.”

“she’s beauty, she’s grace, she’s me.”

“sorry for being awesome, loser.”

“is ‘no’ an emotion? because i’m feeling it.”

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*looks at you seductively* *lowers glasses* i can’t see a thing