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mood: the mexican dude who told judge judy “this is your show but this is my episode”

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Why does being in your early 20s feel so much like only having 5 years of your life left in which you need to achieve as much as possible? why do I feel like I have an approaching deadline for success?

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My lower back is killing me…

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“As the father of no daughters because I’m literally in 8th grade, I think sexual harassment is bad.”

These kid are the future.

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my zodiac? im a dumbass. moon in dramatic bitch

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Look, the only live action Disney remake I want is the Emperor’s New Groove and I want there to be no CGI, I want Kuzco to be played by two actors in a cheap llama costume

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my future wife (cradling our newborn baby): isn’t this just the most amazing thing you’ve ever seen?

me (thinking about that video i saw where a guy solved rubik’s cubes while also juggling them): uhh it’s definitely up there 

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so sick of looking at my purse and not seeing $20,000

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The real Tumblr experience is hearing about how to turn off a feature before hearing about the feature itself.

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where do all these retailers get off calling pants that go up to the bellybutton “high-waisted”. no. fuck you. that’s called “mid-rise”. i want to wear a crop top and not have a single inch of belly showing. i want to be able to button my pants over my tits. are you listening? you’re not listening. i want my shirt to feel redundant. i want to feel like i’m being vored by my own pants. bad-end, six pages into the comic,

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Chambre de douceur | Amy

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Catherine Palace in St. Petersburg | Ksusha Polyakh

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I don’t know why this makes me laugh so hard oh my gosh lol

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cute corgi succulent planters

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Céline Marks. 

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