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while im talking bad fanfic lubes: rosin is only used with bowed string instruments, not plucked ones! it goes on the bow hairs to make them grip the strings better! most importantly, it comes in a SOLID CAKE and is STICKY. it's literally the opposite of lube. and jaskier thewitcher wouldn't be carrying it around anyway, because he plays THE LUTE
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"getting laid" is very hot and sexy. "getting off"? great news as well. so you would think "getting laid off" would be wonderful news for your penis. but alas
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Divorce seems to radicalize american men in a way that needs to be studied
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bitches will hear a song and be like 'this makes me feel like i have a gaping hole in my chest' and then they put it on repeat. its me im bitches
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[guy who doesnt watch shows voice] yeah ive been meaning to watch that show
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shadow is a beautiful princess: the comic
((these titles are gonna become a Thing at this point omg))
the hogs are gay
#shadow the hedgehog#sonic the hedgehog#maria robotnik#sonadow#SHADOOWW YOU ARE THE PRETTIEST PRINCESS EVER 😭😭😭
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im just so happy i live in a time period where actual meaningful biological transition is possible. even if we lose rights or the ability to exist in public, nothing can turn back the clock on that, and just by having any sort of access to that our lives are made immensely better. millions of our sisters throughout history would never have dreamed of a day where they could have what HRT does for us.
please don't lose the plot of this. if you're a trans person on HRT you're a living miracle, the dream of hundreds of millions of your ancestors. your lives are all deeply meaningful no matter what anyone says.
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Feeling rough lately.
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Republicans deliberately use coded language to trick people to vote for them and radicalize their group. Many don't even realize they're radicalized or what they're saying is even racist. This is why they think the Left is "over reacting" because the either know they're using coded language and don't care, or they don't know anything at all.
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We have always existed, and we always will.
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Sorry, I've had enough of running away, Sophie. Now I've got something I want to protect. It's you.
HOWL'S MOVING CASTLE (2004) dir. Hayao Miyazaki
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HOWL'S MOVING CASTLE (2004) dir. Hayao Miyazaki
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'you wouldn't pirate a-' i would steal anything from any company. anything in the world. i dont even want it i just hate you
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Always a delight to find out that a silly guy is also a horny slut
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