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brad is one of the five men in this world that i trust
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man victorian slang was fucking lethal
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Love seeing little pawprints. So fucking magical. There was a little guy here.
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it’s not a genuine ugly christmas sweater unless some old church lady once bought or made it thinking it was a beautiful christmas sweater. mass-produced ugly christmas sweaters? they have no power. they are weak. it is the wholesome love of the old granny sunday school teachers who originally wore the Ugly Christmas Sweater that imbues it with its Christmas Cheer… keep this in mind, friends, don’t be swindled by False Prophets.
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don’t!!! fake!!!! your!!!! interests!!!! to!!!! make!!!! someone!!!! like!!!!! you!!!!
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u ever go take a piss at a party and as soon as u close the door u feel like ur in a different dimension
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How much childhood.... Am I actually .... Like supposed to remember.......
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Cat Vs. Dog
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do u ever see a picture and get a momentary glimpse of a life u’d like to have but it’s too ethereal of a feeling so it just dissipates and ur left with a vague sense of loss over something u never really had to begin with…anyways
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Losing my MIND at this reply from my dentist office I thought these were a bot
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two bros chillin in the tub give feet apart ‘cause they’re responsible and following cdc directives to practice social distancing and help flatten the curve, even though they’re young and low-risk, because this is a crisis of public health not an individual threat
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Dan and Geno being cute 🥺
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