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inspired by recent reblogs

(yes i wfh, yes i am also lazy as fuck)

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Hey. Hey! Look at me. *pats your chubby cheek* Thank you, baby. Have you noticed your stretchy clothes getting a little tight lately? No? Because I have.

*pulls your belly out of your leggings*

See all this extra belly on you now?

*picks up brownie*

Someone should really stop feeding you.

*presses brownie to your lips*

Otherwise, you might get fat!

*shoves brownie in your mouth*

*holds hand over your mouth until you swallow*

And we wouldn’t want that, now would we?

*lifts a cup of heavy cream to your lips*

*coos while you drink it all down*

Good piggy.

*wipes your mouth*

Now isn’t that better?

*kisses the top of your head*

*lather rinse repeat times infinity*

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Unfitness has been a bigger turn on than sheer size for me

Women posting how low they can get their step counts driving me actually insane

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girls who’s tummies stick out further than their boobs

like if u agree

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girls getting fat on purpose are so hot. by all possible metrics it is correct and good to be a girl getting fat on purpose

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i love how soft drinks couldnt be better engineered to make you... soft. from the moment it touches your lips, a burst of sugar that your brain is hard-wired to keep suckling on. its as dense of a quantity of sugar and corn syrup that a drink could be without being the consistency of thick, rich tree sap. its most of your daily sugar in a single serving, but you won't limit yourself to just one. not only does all that spike your blood sugar like crazy, making you crave even more sweets and tricking you into being hungrier, but the carbonation stretches your stomach, until it releases, leaving your stomach even bigger and emptier and hungrier. not to mention that this system— sugar sap, water, carbonation— is so cheap and easily transportable that you could sit your fat, expanding ass in front of a soda machine with unlimited refills and get thousands of quick, sugary calories (which will melt right into fat) for just a few dollars. do that every day and you could train yourself to be a real fatty.

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obligatory fat girl friday reblog

i think my metabolism may have run off of a cliff

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how does it feel to have eaten yourself so obese?

to feel your belly hanging over your thighs in any position?

to have your legs burning after a few steps?

to be struggling for breath after the smallest movement?

...and to think you're nowhere near done ;)

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i think my metabolism may have run off of a cliff

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You may think you're big now, but eventually that'll just be the baseline. You'll just always be that big, and it'll be normal, so then you have to get even fatter, to spice things up a bit, y'know.

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POV: you’re making breakfast but you can’t see your feet.

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i cant stop widening out!!!

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oh fuck that's getting really noticeable 😵‍💫

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i made my thighs big n soft n squishy just for you, aren't you lucky!

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oh fuck that's getting really noticeable 😵‍💫

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