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The funniest thing I’ve seen this week on Twitter. By Scottish standup comedian  Ashley Storrie. (@ashleystorrie on Twitter)

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The promo photos for Antiteateret’s “Nyanser av gris”, in the best possible resolution that I’ve found. (1, 2)

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honestly my life rn is basically that gif where the dude is like “OH SHIT!” and the gif starts content aware scaling and then it just stops and goes back to normal and hes like “i’m okay”

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“The officer who fired the fatal shots at the 16-year-old, however, was cleared of all charges by a grand jury.” 

W T F

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Me showing love and compassion to my friends

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if you search for “Icanhazcheezburger” in 2018 your fbi agent will pull the trigger

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Kids are interesting. I’m babysitting a 9 year old boy right now who’s homework is to write a fictional story and he wrote about how in millions of years the sun will expand killing everything and one man fell asleep at the beach and missed all the official announcements about the world ending but he managed to be the only survivor of the solar flares because he applied SPF 100 sunscreen.

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Tom from MySpace died a hero while Mark Zuckerberg lived long enough to see himself become the villain.

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@takeoutthegarbage

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For your consideration

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whoa if u type ur password on tumblr it will block it out 

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IDK = I’m Donkey Kong

BRB = Bring Ripe Bananas

LMAO = Love My Awesome Orangutan 

TBH = The Banana House

IMO = intense Monkey Obsession