if cicadas can sleep for 17 years and then wake up only to scream and fuck so can i
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hey guys im making french toast sticks in the oven. I’m gonna take a quick nap wake me up in 5 minutes so i can flip them over
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this is the greatest thing i’ve ever seen
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I can’t feel my butt anymore
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(via cabbagecat)
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by all memes necessary
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hey baby are you into
broke unstable losers
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my lil urban polar bear.
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Ask the gays
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