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APPARENTLY PEOPLE NOT USING THE CROSSWALK TO CROSS THE ROAD BY MY SCHOOL HAS BEEN A PROBLEM RECENTLY SO THE SCHOOL SHOWED THIS THIS MORNING ICAN T BREATHE

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Jack off!

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My three girlfriends. And yes, they smoke weed.

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my three weed smorking girlfriends is the millennial’s beowulf

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If you’re attracted to the opposite gender you’re not lgbt. Lmao

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What simple task are you surprisingly bad at?

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bridges? gay. if you’re straight don’t even THINK about using a bridge

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So I managed to snag a collectors edition of The Last Guardian without having to preorder it and I'm so so grateful. This game has touched my heart so much and I knew I needed this statue. I love you Trico 😭💓

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concept: 2017 is better. you are cuddling with someone. you are warm. you are loved. you are surrounded by people you care about. you learn to love yourself. you are calm. you find new hobbies. you find yourself.

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Why does it fit im crying

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Ominous statement generator

month born in jan - the owls feb - the stars march - your enemies  april - the obelisks  may - the crystals june - the secrets july - the crows aug - your teeth sep - the curses oct - the eyes nov - the trees dec - the caves

eye color brown - do not know you green - are not what they seem hazel - cannot reach you blue - are gone when you look away grey - plot revenge other - are not lost but waiting

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This student emailed her philosophy TA after getting her wisdom teeth removed and it’s one for the books

Love you, bye! Read it and weep.

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3 grown men with no knowledge of the Warriors series of books discover a list of names for warrior cats on Yahoo answers, and lose it

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This is so pure. :)