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The teenagers try TMA, then they want to see if Malevolent has any kick-

the magnus archives is like a gateway drug, you start with it and suddenly you are addicted to all kinds of (horror) podcasts

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"the magnus archives sounds cool! what are the content warnings?"

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starting a collection

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sorry for curling up at your feet and whimpering like an injured dog that wasn't very mysterious of me

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fuck baby ur so hot i wanna do the dishes with u and make u hot tea when ur sick

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I spread pro glasses propaganda. Glasses are hot. Glasses are cool. Glasses will help you see boobs.

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Jon's sass is something I'd die for

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that's not what "rearrange his guts" means jayce

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2024 is a terrible year to be a henchman. The word "minion" is barely usable and you can't even say "goon" anymore.

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I'm so glad Malevokent isn't pg13 I couldnt imagine this podcast without all the fucks I'm sorry what wouid that sound like

"Aw hickory sticks Orthur :("

"Screw you John !! Screw it all to heck!!"

"Orthur!!! There's something eating you!!! Is freaking horrifying oh my god it's effing you up real bad Orthur"

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actually the funniest part of the ww concert was after i got home and mentioned to my mother that he had spoken about his girlfriend during the show, to which she responded with an astounded "HE'S STRAIGHT??"

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character misses their shot and the villain goes "ha! you missed." and the main character goes "did i?" and then shoots the villain again while they're frantically looking around the room for what the hero could possibly have aiming for instead

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As a texan if you could eat the transphobes I would be eternally grateful. eat the homophobes too. go the extra mile

The people who police your gender will police your gender even if you're cis.

Eat them.