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oh hey wizardfucker5000 what can i do for you
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wrong! the world's smallest gamer is my homeboy electron
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fireb fox. my frend. hows to get smallr
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some of you could learn a thing or two from the giant rat that makes all of da rules
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i am not a religious person…….. but if you’re out there, giant rat that makes all of the rules,
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As a proud tax paying customer of the Genocide Nation I haven’t been taught basic concepts in school such as empathy for others so please forgive me I didn’t know you’re not supposed to bomb weddings in exchange for $1 cheaper McRib please don’t hate me or criticize me I’m like if Adolf Shitler was a baby so I can’t be held responsible for anything and you’re mean if you ask me to change
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so what youre gonna wanna do is crush the garlic and ginger instead of just slicing it ok, it releases more of those good flavors. yoshi is going to eat me and turn me into an egg now, i love you. remember everything i taught you
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the tsa stops me because my carryon had too much liquid and they open it and its just full of blood
#Ooh The Suitcase Idea Is Pretty Good I Should Try That Next Time#This Funny Little Cone Just Can't Hold That Much Fluid
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05.10 - “The wizards had been summoned to wake the sleeping giant”
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