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characters going “we were lovers once”: eh, it’s okay i guess. it’s nice enough

characters going “we were friends once”: absolutely devastating. one hit knockout i’m gone

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tried to sleep but I’ve fallen into a fit of laughter thinking about the why does bikini bottom have this device image

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AITA for hating and trying to kill my friend?

I (~700, M) had this friend let’s call DF (~600 M). One day, we decided to go somewhere, and I basically got killed. DF, however, decided to give me part of his heart, which made me immortal. I didn’t see him for many years after that, but I eventually did a few weeks ago. He kept going on about how he is “DF reincarnated” and he’s “not him [referring to being DF]” and apparently goes by DH now. But I KNOW he’s lying. He has to be. I never wanted to be immortal. He forced this upon me, hence why I’m now trying to kill him.

So. AITA?

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Y'all ever think about the way video game bosses are designed to lose? How the bombastic soundtracks, the impressive displays of villainy, the teeth-rattling power of their attacks, are at once engineered not just to sell you on how unfathomably strong and vile they are, but also to make the player's inevitable victory all the sweeter?

Viewed this way, a boss battle is more like a choreographed dance - they call, you respond and counter-call. The trick is to learn the steps - once you know where to move, when to strike, when to defend and how to best allocate your resources, victory is not just achievable but actually almost impossible to avoid. You cannot help but recite the winning plays, over and again, because that is what the dance demands of you both - and is there not a savage sort of beauty in such a thing?

Is it any wonder then that we look back on these bosses so fondly, almost as if they were old friends? We danced together once, and oh what fun we had while doing it!

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and with your help it can rack up 700k notes on tumblr in 2024

no tumblr this doesnt need tags im releasing it into the wild as god intended

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I'm a simple person

I see Shiemi with long hair

I simP .

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Hello tumblr It's me again with my lastest (oldest) obssession.

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caving as an extreme sport is sooo unfathomable to me why are u as a creature of the daylight doing that. were u born without the dread in ur bones or something

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Anyone got that poem written from the perspective of an English teacher where they know deeply personal things about their now adult students because of the essays they wrote

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@cryptidcreepy

a microcosm of the last eight years of doctor who

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made myself a little calendar so I wont forget about most important thing that happens every year

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the funniest and most tragic moment in steven universe is the scene that implies that Pearl pulls bitches like a professional dog walker but doesn't know how phones work so her place on earth is being a life-changing futch fling for every dyke on the east coast there's probably a gay bar in maryland where they talk about the twiggy bird chick that eats milf pussy like it's the last edible thing on earth and they dont even know about the city full of thousand year old neon lesbian amazons who are pent up 24/7 from The War and leaving room for jesus cause they're always hanging out with their softboy nephew who might be the second coming of christ

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big fan of the mydei plush tbh

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No, app on my phone, I don't want to edit it with AI. I don't want to generate with AI. I don't want to ask the AI. I don't want to make AI wallpapers. I don't want to rewrite with AI. I don't want t-

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does everyone have a teacher that they still have beef with/ hold a grudge against today??