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tumblr please stop showing me proana posts. i am recovered #iamrecovered
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alcohol should be 0 calories and free at the gas station
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gerard: *spits* "frank you ready? Does anybody know this? it's a cover song. it's by morrissey. it's called jack the ripper. it's about cutting up prostitutes"
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every peterick fic ever
pete: patrick i had a Pete Wentz Nightmare™ can i sleep in ur bunk
patrick: y-yes p-p-pete
pete; sniffing patrick’s shins: i lov u pattycakes
patrick; internally: he says this all the time,, but what if this time,, Is Different
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patrick: pete why is ur ego poking me in the ass
pete: that me dick
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i NEED to steal that sign post.....
#walmart rd in yelm wa needs to be in my house#reason? i drunkingly pissed on it#therefor it is mine!
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i hope luigi mangione is proven innocent & gets to sue a ton of companies for slander and win & i hope he gets enough money to rebuild his life and get any help for his chronic pain that he needs & i hope he’s able to disappear from the public eye entirely if that’s what he wants
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sometimes i download pregnancy apps and like roleplay as pregnant awww me fetus is the size of a blueberry how nice! and it never existed…
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i only have one canine tooth and im kinda sad theyre forcing me to get surgery so my other one comes down. maybe i dont want her. maybe shes ment to live a private life up there forever.
#only having my left canine makes me look cooler i think#like. its obvious i only have one so its special#it stands out more i feel like a goofy vampire#or like natsuki from ddlc how she is one fang#at least ill get braces after my surgery? aeugh
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so garret and steve are gay together right?
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i hate all you vegan sissys we eat meat for a fucking reason so miss me with all your bullshit
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