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you're the only one who understands me mr strobbery
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We have an actual word for what's going on with Trump and Mask
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people in books and tv shows are always getting so upset they throw an untouched meal in the trash. that would never be me. i'd receive the worst news of my life and still be like Let me put this in the fridge.
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indeed.com search history "pet for mysteriously wealthy older woman" "unethical science test subject full time" "vampire thrall with room and board"
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maybe the single funniest twitter comment I've ever seen
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I used to be a proficient googler who never wasted a word but since Google is near useless no matter how good you are at it now I have reverted to just typing in entire questions like an old person
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william the conqueror: i shall take england for normandy and become its king
william the concurrer: i agree
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thank god for american public transit !!! 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸
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